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Baffled by the affairs that had taken place, and the madness of those that had given her a seat of power, N'omiel would decree:
"Is N'omiel is now Elder T'ri! Is make much announce! N'omiel is say no smelly meats in home! Is kin is have big home, is make much welcome! Is find M'triches! Mmm... but is Crelin is bad, much bad, is no allowed in R'galia. Is big animals is no eat kin, is go to dark, cold place! N'omiel is need much yums for self 'n for kin each day. Oh! Is say is much celebrate! Is much more F'est E'ma Estel! Is when flowers, much flowers! Is you. Is make say good, is speak for N'omiel."
At this point the poor critter would lose interest and focus and would wander off to find entertainment elsewhere. Meanwhile, her announcement would be properly penned and translated for the citizens of Regalia.
By order of her Highness the Empress of Regalia, N'omiel M'triche, no meats or fish are welcome in the Imperial Palace nor are they allowed to be sold or consumed on the streets directly below it. All manner of Q'urebo and Ersin will be provided homes and sanctuaries about the Regalian parks, and are furthermore protected by our most holy Regalian Law from being harmed. Any Q'urebo which may identify themselves as a M'triche are to report for an audience with the Empress. Furthermore, all Crelin are henceforth no longer welcome; if discovered, these vermin are to be promptly slain or shipped away from our most Holy city. In finale, the Empress declares that citizens must partake in more celebrations to honor our most beautiful Goddess, Estel. The "F'est E'ma Estel" is hereby declared a holiday of worship and occurs upon the second day of Spring.
"Is N'omiel is now Elder T'ri! Is make much announce! N'omiel is say no smelly meats in home! Is kin is have big home, is make much welcome! Is find M'triches! Mmm... but is Crelin is bad, much bad, is no allowed in R'galia. Is big animals is no eat kin, is go to dark, cold place! N'omiel is need much yums for self 'n for kin each day. Oh! Is say is much celebrate! Is much more F'est E'ma Estel! Is when flowers, much flowers! Is you. Is make say good, is speak for N'omiel."
At this point the poor critter would lose interest and focus and would wander off to find entertainment elsewhere. Meanwhile, her announcement would be properly penned and translated for the citizens of Regalia.
By order of her Highness the Empress of Regalia, N'omiel M'triche, no meats or fish are welcome in the Imperial Palace nor are they allowed to be sold or consumed on the streets directly below it. All manner of Q'urebo and Ersin will be provided homes and sanctuaries about the Regalian parks, and are furthermore protected by our most holy Regalian Law from being harmed. Any Q'urebo which may identify themselves as a M'triche are to report for an audience with the Empress. Furthermore, all Crelin are henceforth no longer welcome; if discovered, these vermin are to be promptly slain or shipped away from our most Holy city. In finale, the Empress declares that citizens must partake in more celebrations to honor our most beautiful Goddess, Estel. The "F'est E'ma Estel" is hereby declared a holiday of worship and occurs upon the second day of Spring.
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