The Garlic Bread We All Deserve

[Togal]

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Bonjour fellas, im here to talk about a game breaking mechanic that should be added to massive. I personally believe that it will bring it a shit load of new players and make our beloved server even way more super unique! Introducing GARLIC BREAD! the sweet aroma will sure give you a hard on, players and animals around regalia will blush with lustful desire for this damn good garlic bread.

My ideas:
1. Duel wielding garlic bread, make it so it does more damage because we all know garlic bread sure knows how to pack a punch!

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2. Enable enchants on garlic bread because its more magical than it seems!

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You may ask whats the benefits to having garlic bread (if you don't believe it you are a heretic and shall be cleansed), here are the results than have been collected with complex science.

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How garlic bread will impact the economy:
Garlic bread is very important and should be made super expensive to stimuli the economy into a bloom and reduce erectile dysfunction. So keep it close to you at all times or you will be robbed like this guy named uncareful bob.

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Thank you for reading my super cool idea, please support my garlic goodness.

 

[Gh0ulKagun3_]

I don't know what to think of this but other than it's Beautiful! I can see all who fall down to the sight and hearing of The GARLIC BREAD >

 

[ZiHAMMER]

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[Winterless]

How many cones are you on m8

 

[Violettee]

How many cones are you on m8

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We ask him everyday, he's been claiming he's sober for months now. It just gets weirder.

 

[ZiggyStarDusted]

Hero.