| Tail & Tallow |

[Yurs]

「Tail & Tallow」
( Portable and Potable Alchemical Products )
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Hi there!
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Tail & Tallow is an Alchemy delivery service dedicated to providing affordable, easy-to-use Alchemy for a variety of different day to day uses. We offer a wide, constantly expanding selection that come pre-packaged with simple instructions to make using our goods as easy as 1-2-3!

Below is our current list of purchasable products; if you'd like to place an order from home, please follow the guidelines listed at the end of the flyer and we'll send a courier ASAP with your package. For shipping reasons, please limit your order to 3 products per one delivery.

If you'd like a custom order that isn't currently listed, or would like to recommend a product to be added, feel free to send us a letter!

Thanks, and have a great day!​

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AVAILABLE PRODUCTS
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Spoiler: Medical Tonics

Healing Ointment, "R&R" - 35 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Rubyflower (Intensoid) + Poppy Milk ]​

• A clumpy white cream stored in a cylindrical container, flecked with specs of black seeds.​
• This simple aloe, when rubbed directly onto affected areas, rapidly heals minor injuries over the span of 5 minutes while reducing pain for a full 15. As an unintended side effect, the poppy-milk base causes extreme lethargy throughout the 15 minutes.​

Muscle Relaxer, "Saunable" - 30 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Modra Root (Selectoid) + Yuntia Cactus ]​

• A translucent red gel which rapidly loses color when exposed to open flames, stored in a circular flask for ease of heating and mixing.​
• The concoction sees the most use during massages or muscle therapy, which begins to release a relaxing, blossoming heat all across the body for 1 full hour. Additionally, the heat serves to clear the sinuses and allow for ease of breathing -- though it should only be applied when minimally dressed, as the affected is liable to begin intensely sweating akin to its name-sake.​

Fever Reducer, "Minophen" - 40 REGALS
[ Vocadine + Volcalitic Dust + Ogrebait + Modra Root (Controid) ]​

• A near fluorescent pink viscous liquid, stored in a see-through bottle or vial.​
• When drunk either from a glass or the bottle itself, the medical liquid rapidly cools the user's body and serves to prevent the adverse effects of an intense fever for 2 hours after consumption. Additionally, any agitation, fever dreams, or troubled thoughts are stymied for roughly 30 minutes after drinking.​

Sleeping Aid, "One-A-Day" - 60 REGALS
[ Vocadine + Fermanic Acid + Altalar Blood (Controid) + Ogrebait ]​

• An unassuming grey capsule which smells vaguely of iron, stored in a string-tied pouch.​
• Most often added to a glass of warm milk, this alchemical creation will, after being mixed in a liquid and drank before bed, engender restfulness and relaxation; once asleep, the user is greeted with peaceful, dreamless sleep.​

Birth Control, "Tucker's Delight" (Named by Lizmun) - 40 REGALS
[ Vocadine + Fermanic Acid + Aetyton (Intensoid) + Slizzar Blood ]​

• A bitter, viscous blue capsule which dyes liquid it's placed into a vibrant shade of azure.​
• Naturally, the main function of this tonic is to prevent conception for up to 72 hours after ingestion. Once placed into a water or drink, the liquid is dyed an extremely noticeable shade of blue to prevent unintentional ingestion; while now bitter in taste, the drink dramatically reduces one's ability to sire children for 4 days at a time.​

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Spoiler: Recreational Brews

Hangover Remover, "Cherry's Chaser" - 40 REGALS
[ Vocadine + Fermanic Acid + Lady's Shine (Intensoid) + Avant Leaf ]

• A small bundle of autumn-hued ground leaves steeped in alcohol, stored in a glass salt shaker.
• Though the effects vary from person to person, generally this concoction, when poured into a drink, will rapidly abate even the worst hangovers over the course of 5 minutes, and for the next 10 minutes leave them feeling energized and revitalized. If taken during a particularly bad binge, the brew will also completely purge alcohol from the system, though will likely upset the stomach.

Makeup, "TBD NAME" - 40 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Allar Blood (Selectoid) + Axford Maiden ]

• A small metal tin of beige-hued powder, typically accompanied by a brush.
• Coveted among Noble circles, this special powder, when applied to the face or any visible blemishes, masks imperfections and alters the complexion to be more pristine and well-kempt for a full 6 hours, after which it can be painlessly removed with a splash of water. As an added bonus, the powder smells faintly of the user's flower of choice ( decided on commission ).

Vision Enhancer, "Opti-Pot" (Named by BluKnight) - 50 REGALS
[ Vocadine + Fermanic Acid + Hagaan Blood + Garuda Stalk (Controid) ]

• A vial designed to be applied as eye-droplets, tipped with a simple funnel for ease of use.
• Best employed by sharpshooters or tinkerers, these eye-drops allow the user to see at great lengths for around 30 minutes, with the detail significantly enhanced for up to 2 minutes. This potent vision comes with the unfortunate consequence of 5 minutes of migraines after the effect ends. For this reason, it is often bundled with [ Vocadine + Fermanic Acid + Garuda Stalk (Antitoid) ] in order to immediately ease the headaches.

Hair Growth + Dye Remover, "TBD NAME" - 40 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Bitterbean + Slizzar Blood (Antitoid) ]

• A sudsy white gel often stored in mason jars, becoming grainy when rubbed into the scalp.
• Sold in hairdressers and a common tool for barber's, this cream, when applied to the hair, rapidly increases the length until it reaches shoulder length, either over the course of 12 hours or until washed off. To prevent mismatching roots, any alchemical dyes are also removed when the formula is washed off with hot water.

Hair Dye, "TBD NAME" - 25 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Slizzar Blood (Selectoid) ]

• A vibrant dye housed in an appropriately labeled mason jar, shallow enough to dip fingers into.
• An easily assembled and prepared kit designed to make hair dying a simple, painless process. The vibrant hues, selected by the buyer at commission, immediately dye any surfaces it's applied to for up to 1 week, after which they begin to rapidly fade and should be washed out with warm water.

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Spoiler: Household Solutions

Tallow Paint, "TBD NAME" - 30 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Slizzar Blood (Intensoid) ]

• A vibrantly hued powder, offered alongside several others in a palette or box set.
• Revered by artists for its expressive and life-like colors, one must only wet the paints before applying them to a canvas, where they'll remain lively for up to 1 full month. After which, they begin to gradually fade and resemble normal paints. Regularly reapplying the paint will indefinitely prevent this from happening.

Material Strengthener, "TBD NAME" - 50 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Corpse Weed (Controid) + Allar Blood ]

• A plain white gel held in a sprayable metal canister, complete with a small button for ease of use.
• Employing this formula is a two-step process; first, the user is expected to lightly wet any surface they plan on spraying. After that, direct the canister forward and apply the enhancing gel. The effect is both immediate and long-lasting, preventing any surface it's applied to from caving from at least one strong, physical blow, while also polishing its surface of any stains or blemishes for up to 12 hours.

Weed Killer, "TBD NAME" - 50 REGALS
[ Vocadine + Fermanic Acid + Aetyton + Bitter Spear (Controid) ]

• A dark, oily liquid held in an opaque bottle. The top can be twisted and removed for pouring.
• Caution and gloves are advised when using this alchemical concoction, which- after being exposed to warm water- can be poured over patches of grass or weeds to gradually decay them overnight, allowing them to be harmlessly swept up come morning. Additionally, it prevents them from regrowing for up to 48 hours. This, however, is equally as effective on the human body- leading to dry skin and hair loss if not washed after exposure.

Laundry Detergent, "EZ Clean" - 45 REGALS
[ Tallow + Fermanic Acid + Axford Maiden + Corpse Weed (Controid) ]

• A pleasantly scented blue gel held in a pliable capsule, which can be easily popped and used.
• With the activation method being as painless as introducing the solution to warm water, this simple detergent blend sees common household use in washing clothes and sheets. After allowing the fabric to steep for roughly five minutes, it will carry an unobtrusive floral scent, and be especially durable against rips and tears until its next wash.

Multi-Purpose Glowing Paint, "Chroma" - 25 REGALS
[ Tallow + Volcalitic Dust + Solacrux + Slizzar Blood ]

• A small metal tin of various vibrant hues, often pre-packaged with a vial of Vocadine.
• This box-set is near universally reviled by mothers for the sheer amount of chaos it can cause in an unsupervised home. While vibrant in its own right, the paints begin to glow with dim fluorescence when exposed to Vocadine, making them especially stand-out and vivid. The paints can last for up to 2 weeks before needing to be replaced, though can be scrubbed out earlier with warm water and a mix of [ Vocadine + Fermanic Acid + Slizzar Blood (Antitoid) ].

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Delivery Form​

(( PLEASE NOTE: all deliveries will be handled ICly by sending an actual player to hand-off the items in order to comply with Alchemy guidelines. If for some reason you are unable to meet with a deliveryman to get your stuff, go ahead and let us know and we can pass it off to whoever else is available at the time ))


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[Yurs]

reserved

 

[canaaa]

ah yes could i have some tail ma'am

 

[skullpanda90]

AGH FINALLY TY CAL YURS