Stupid Theories For Lols

[Conflee]

This thread is for random, stupid theories just for fun. I dont care how outlandish or stupid they are, its 100% for funsies. kek

My lols theory: Aloria is Earth way in the future. Thats why the more western inspired places in lore are in the west, and the eastern ones in the east. Varrans / Urs are just furries that were in their suits when the nukes hit.

 

[Enkiduu]

This thread is for random, stupid theories just for fun. I dont care how outlandish or stupid they are, its 100% for funsies. kek

My lols theory: Aloria is Earth way in the future. Thats why the more western inspired places in lore are in the west, and the eastern ones in the east. Varrans / Urs are just furries that were in their suits when the nukes hit.

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So we're the Seraph. Can we like... leave time capsules for our future characters to find?

 

[Conflee]

So we're the Seraph. Can we like... leave time capsules for our future characters to find?

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kek that would be amazingly meta and just awesome. "dear conf- eat shit. love, your creator"

 

[FireFan96]

I'm a fan of the Aloria is Earth in the past, and that the reason why there's only humans on Earth is because Ailors successfully wiped out every non-human race, completing the Great Way.

After the Great Way was accomplished, Unionism sorta crumbled, as there was no "post game" to genocide. rebellions rose up against Regalia, and in the end some apocolyptic thing happened to start up Earth.

Maybe because all the Drowdar will massacred, Void demons heralded in the Sixth Void Invasion and Aloria was essentially wiped from existence due to some battle with the Arch-Demon and Arch-Exist. But in the end they both couldn't actually destroy Aloria, and instead their final brawl led to large continental drifting that destroyed mostly everything but a few Sereph that actually lived through everything in a super statis even more sophisticated than the Mekket.

We know these Sereph as the first humans.

 

[Nitesho]

I'm a fan of the Aloria is Earth in the past, and that the reason why there's only humans on Earth is because Ailors successfully wiped out every non-human race, completing the Great Way.

After the Great Way was accomplished, Unionism sorta crumbled, as there was no "post game" to genocide. rebellions rose up against Regalia, and in the end some apocolyptic thing happened to start up Earth.

Maybe because all the Drowdar will massacred, Void demons heralded in the Sixth Void Invasion and Aloria was essentially wiped from existence due to some battle with the Arch-Demon and Arch-Exist. But in the end they both couldn't actually destroy Aloria, and instead their final brawl led to large continental drifting that destroyed mostly everything but a few Sereph that actually lived through everything in a super statis even more sophisticated than the Mekket.

We know these Sereph as the first humans.

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You need to revise this theory FireFan as the Imperial Spirit is real and if Ailor killed all non-humans then the Great Way and Ailor would be chilling in the Crown City doing Opium all the time

 

[FireFan96]

Ailor would be chilling in the Crown City doing Opium all the time

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opium runs out due to limited supply and excess demand.

 

[ScaledSupremacy]

"Ailor. Dwarves. Songaskia. Elves. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Server owner, master of all four elements of coding, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Server-owner, an ailor named Marty. And although his staff skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Marty can save the world."

 

[YouDontKnowJack]

My theory is that it's all actually just part of a video game.

 

[Conflee]

"Ailor. Dwarves. Songaskia. Elves. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Server owner, master of all four elements of coding, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Server-owner, an ailor named Marty. And although his staff skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Marty can save the world."

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marty doesnt code though, as far as im aware. e-e

 

[ScaledSupremacy]

marty doesnt code though, as far as im aware. e-e

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"Staff skills" Not coding

 

[avemechanicus]

Across Aloria, across the south and about the world is an advanced society with near post scarcity machinery, and standardized magic. This culture formed from the Seraph survivors evolving without cataclysm. What distortions manifested from the Cataclysm were adapted to. Aloria as known by the Ailor, the Orcs, the Varran, is an infinitesimal and atavistic mote irrelevant to any real worldly politic and left as a minor observation point of how a society develops, mutates, and becomes tumourous. The observers having long grown bored with being Gods, now simply watch, from the edge of the sky, and across the sea.

 

[Arganam]

"Ailor. Dwarves. Songaskia. Elves. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Server owner, master of all four elements of coding, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Server-owner, an ailor named Marty. And although his staff skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Marty can save the world."

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OMFG I watched the avatar cartoon series so many times over when I was younger!

 

[CptSilvyrall]

I'm a fan of the Aloria is Earth in the past, and that the reason why there's only humans on Earth is because Ailors successfully wiped out every non-human race, completing the Great Way.

After the Great Way was accomplished, Unionism sorta crumbled, as there was no "post game" to genocide. rebellions rose up against Regalia, and in the end some apocolyptic thing happened to start up Earth.

Maybe because all the Drowdar will massacred, Void demons heralded in the Sixth Void Invasion and Aloria was essentially wiped from existence due to some battle with the Arch-Demon and Arch-Exist. But in the end they both couldn't actually destroy Aloria, and instead their final brawl led to large continental drifting that destroyed mostly everything but a few Sereph that actually lived through everything in a super statis even more sophisticated than the Mekket.

We know these Sereph as the first humans.

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This must explain why we believe in poltergheists. They're the result of some magical accident and survived every apocalypse there was, only to come back and haunt us in the future.