Is your wagon looking shabby, useless and broken down like this?
Need a new ride but you can't afford it?
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!
Pimp your ride is a magical TV program that forcefully broadcasts itself in your dreams! By suggesting your name and location we can turn your old looking ride into this stunning beauty.
Amazing is it! REQUEST YOUR RIDE TO BE PIMPED OUT NOW!
PS: this program has been shut down due to all our budget being spent on pimping out the second wagon.

Need a new ride but you can't afford it?
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!
Pimp your ride is a magical TV program that forcefully broadcasts itself in your dreams! By suggesting your name and location we can turn your old looking ride into this stunning beauty.

Amazing is it! REQUEST YOUR RIDE TO BE PIMPED OUT NOW!
PS: this program has been shut down due to all our budget being spent on pimping out the second wagon.