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Parody Rp Songs


~The Vigilant Shield is back losers~
Back in blue, we're coming' through, it's been to long and I've missed you.
Yes we will, tie the noose, that'll keep hanging about.
I keep looking at the streets cause it's givin' me creeps, forget the horse cause we're riding steep, I got one life, ailor rights, preservin' everyone of them and stopping fights.

Cause We're back, Yes we're back.
Well we're back.
Yes we're back.
Well We're baaaaack, Baaaack, well we're back yes we're cool.
Yes we're back in BLUUUEE

Back in the back of the capital, number one with a longsword we're a wolf pack.
Yes we are, in a bang with a gang, we've got to catch them and let 'em hang.
Cause we're back on the drum and we're beating the scum. Nobody's gonna get us in another slum.
So look at us now and our sweet sword play, don't try to push your luck when we're making' our way.


Cause We're back, Yes we're back.
Well we're back.
Yes we're back.
Well We're baaaaack, Baaaack, well we're back and we're cool.
Yes we're back in BLUUUEE



​
 
Nitroflak said:

Through The Frost And The Snow​

On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In face of Thylan's eternal pain we charge towards the fight
When the snow is pouring down, and the times are tough all right
The sound of howling evil falls around Ellador tonight

Fighting hard, fighting on for the homeland, through the wastelands evermore
The scattered foes will feel the wrath, thylans wasted at our doors
On the whitest plains in Svelarun's domain, we watch them as we go
In frost and pain, now once again we know

So now we walk forever free
We're free before the snowstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the frost and the snow we carry on

As the blue day is dawning
And the blizzards fill the sky
They'll raise their paws to the skies above
With resentment in their eyes

Running back from the mid-morning light
There's a rage inside my heart
We're saved from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond this cage's bars

In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is life
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight

And on the back of a dream, so far beyond reality
All alone in desperation, now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the frost and the snow we carry on

[Solos - Bears/Bears/Bears/Bears/Bears/Bears/Bears/Bears/Bears]

Now here we stand with their blood on our paws
We fought so hard now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this siege if I possibly can
For freedom of every Ur

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the frost and the snow we carry on​
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I think we have a winner... that song is beast
 
Regalian Idiot
(a Green Day Parody)
This is lowkey something Phillip would write.
Listen while reading!

Don't wanna be a Regalian idiot!
Don't want a nation under the new Undercrown,
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind-f*k Regalia

Welcome to a new kind of tension,
All across Cedromar's nation,
Where everything isn't meant to be okay!
Inquisitions, dreams of tomorrow,
We're not the ones who're meant to follow,
For that's enough to argue!

Well maybe I'm the heretic Regalia!
I'm not a part of a jingo agenda!
Now everybody do the propaganda!
And sing along to the age of paranoia!

Welcome to a new kind of tension,
All across Cedromar's nation,
Where everything isn't meant to be okay!
Inquisitions, dreams of tomorrow,
We're not the ones who're meant to follow,
For that's enough to argue!

Don't wanna be a Regalian idiot!
One nation controlled by barbarians!
Information, Age of hysteria,
It's calling out to idiot Regalia!

Welcome to a new kind of tension,
All across Cedromar's nation,
Where everything isn't meant to be okay!
Inquisitions, dreams of tomorrow,
We're not the ones who're meant to follow,
For that's enough to argue!
 
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I WANT TO MAKE A MIXED TAPE NOW!!!
 
Streako said:

I was fine with the pain
That would come into our lives now and again.
I was fine 'cause I knew
That it didn't really matter, not to you.

I was glad when you came
And we fought like it was all some silly game.
Over Her, some 'statue'.
After all those fights I never thought you'd lose.

It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
He won, and he froze you, and I loved you and you're gone--
It's over, isn't it?
Why can't I move on?

Faith, your story, your devotion, loy'lty, courage,
A whole ocean.
Hidden darkness, my treachery: trust, silence, my eyes would not see!

What am I now in this world without you?
Hateful and scared with the nerve to doubt you.
What does it matter? It's already done,
Now I've got to be there for our sons...

It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
He won, and he froze you, and I loved you and you're gone--
It's over, isn't it?
Why can't I move on?

It's over, isn't it? Ne'er will I move on.

@TheSilverSpectre
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I just stumbled upon this again. I fucking love you John. And no, my eyeballs are sweating is all.
 
I forgot I even made this thread. Thanks you crazy necros! Fun to look over these again!
 
Lyrics
Freya Lo has got a deathling ass
But Kades can kick it nearly all the time
Lorenzo Martinez bringing booty back
Well, he might've if he wasn't hanged (Oh)

(You've been waiting for that
Female Carswell. Dat ass)
See Freya Lo can bring void on you.
You need a Kade girl to blow your mind.

Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
Bang bang goes castle Kade (I know ya want it)
Many mistakes were made (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)

She might have gone to skagger school
But I'm a teach you how to be undead
No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk
Just come and let me show you my undead army (Oh my)

(Okay you've got a very big shhh
Oh my, fort Coen)
See Astrid Kade is a pussycat
You need a Lo girl to blow your mind

Bang bang into the room (I know ya want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)
Bang bang goes castle Kade (I know ya want it)
Many mistakes were made (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme take you there (ah)
Wait a minute till ya (ah)

It's Cedromar
Stick with me and go far
We kick Lo's as into
Next year
Swimming in the regals
We love the imperials
[Insert rest of rap here]
K to da' A to da' D to da' E to da' uh (baby)
K to da' A to da' D to da' E to da' hey
[Insert rest of song here]
 
Heretics

[Surface]
What do you think you can get
From those dirty sewer-dwellers?
Their entire population destroying our order
Their mind's are blackened
They're only good when hanged
They're rats, as we say
Or worse

They're heretics! Heretics!

Hardly close to holy!

Heretics! Heretics!

Flood them from our sewers!
They aren't worthy like you and me
We must end them all!

They're heretics! Heretics!
Infected little voidlings!
Now we must end them all!

[Sewers]
This is what we predicted
The surface-folk think we are worthless
The only thing they know is greed

Under all those jewels
There's selfishness inside

I wonder if they can even fight
They're heretics! Heretics!
Believing in every lie now
Heretics! Heretics!

Unholy to the core

They believe they own our lives
Which means they will take them

We must end them all!

They're heretics! Heretics!
First we'll kill the rich ones!

[All]
Then we must end them all!

[Surface]
Heretics! Heretics!

[Surface Guard]
Let's go hang a few, men!

[Sewers]
Heretics! Heretics!

[Surface Guard]
Regalia is in our hands!

[All]
Heretics! Heretics!
Greedy little creatures!
Now we will end them all!​
​
Guess the song, lol.
Also @deadfoe51

Edit: IDK Why there are two spoilers, go with it
 
AtticCat said:
Heretics

[Surface]
What do you think you can get
From those dirty sewer-dwellers?
Their entire population destroying our order
Their mind's are blackened
They're only good when hanged
They're rats, as we say
Or worse

They're heretics! Heretics!

Hardly close to holy!

Heretics! Heretics!

Flood them from our sewers!
They aren't worthy like you and me
We must end them all!

They're heretics! Heretics!
Infected little voidlings!
Now we must end them all!

[Sewers]
This is what we predicted
The surface-folk think we are worthless
The only thing they know is greed

Under all those jewels
There's selfishness inside

I wonder if they can even fight
They're heretics! Heretics!
Believing in every lie now
Heretics! Heretics!

Unholy to the core

They believe they own our lives
Which means they will take them

We must end them all!

They're heretics! Heretics!
First we'll kill the rich ones!

[All]
Then we must end them all!

[Surface]
Heretics! Heretics!

[Surface Guard]
Let's go hang a few, men!

[Sewers]
Heretics! Heretics!

[Surface Guard]
Regalia is in our hands!

[All]
Heretics! Heretics!
Greedy little creatures!
Now we will end them all!​
​
Guess the song, lol.
Also @deadfoe51

Edit: IDK Why there are two spoilers, go with it
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Let me guess... Savages from Pocahontas.
 
[Chorus]
Thus saith the Spirit:
Since you refuse to stop fighting my people
All through the lands of Farah'deen..

I send an army and a fleet
Into your country, into your streets
Into your city, into your homes
Into your fields, into your sands
Upon your soldiers, upon your children
Into your thoughts, into your dreams

[Regalian Songaskia]
Once I called this home
Once I thought the chance to protect this place
Was all I ever wanted..

[Chorus]
I send the arrows from the sky
I send the cannonballs raining down

[Regalian Songaskia]
And even now I wished we'd fought another
Serving as your enemy
Was the last thing that I wanted..

[Chorus]
I send a segment of warriors
On every street, in every home

[Regalian Songaskia]
This was my home
All this blood and ruin
How it wounds me inside
All the children and mothers that suffer
From your fierceness and lies..

[Chorus]
I sent the mercenaries in the dark
Such as Regalia has only seen
On every doorstep, in every room
Until there nothing left to bleed
I sent my knights, I sent my sword
Thus saith the Spirit!

[Regalian Songaskia]
This I once called home
Why must you send another troop?

[Chorus]
I send my knights, I send my sword

[Regalian Songaskia]
Surrender

[Regalian Songaskia/Chorus]
Thus saith the Spirit

[Farah'deen Songaskia]
You who called this home
How could you come to hurt us so?
Is this what you wanted?

[Chorus]
I send the ships, I send the cavalry

[Farah'deen Songaskia]
Then let my men fight harder
And never mind how far we let this go
So let this be so:
I will never surrender

[Chorus]
Thus saith the Spirit:

[Regalian Songaskia]
Thus saith the Spirit:

[Farah'deen Songaskia]
I will never..

[Regalian Songaskia, Farah'deem Songaskia, and Chorus]
Surrender!
The Plagues from Prince of Egypt parody​
 
Long, ago, I went to war
To fight, the scourge of Unionist Faith
I held aloft my brazen sword
and said "By the Spirit, let them come!"

They said their eyes are blue as ice
I heard it told, From the Void they came.
Their breath is frost, their skin is cold
Thus are, the freaks, of Ellador.

I heard my father's words,
Deep in my heart
"Son, know your enemy as
I know my son"

The Gods were kind,
They let me in
Through a storm of ice to a den of sin
I held my sword upon their neck,
And with a prayer, I them slip.

The freak had fell upon the ground
'Twas when I heard a crying sound
A child to their parent clung
Who only fought to protect their young

I heard my father's words,
Deep in my heart
"Son, know your enemy as
I know my son"

And now, my son, is off to war
to fight the new scourge, of Unionist Faith

He holds aloft his brazen sword
and says "By the Spirit, let them come!"

He swears their eyes are as red as flame,
And heard it told from the Void they came
Their breath is fire, their tongues are forged,
Thus are, the men, of Shambala faith

Son, hear your father's words,
Clear, deep in my heart
"Son, know your enemy as I
would have them know my son"
 
Emo_Bunny said:
To whoever makes a Regalian version of the full song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, you will earn my undying affection.
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor elf, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesen't really matter (It's controlled by meeeeee, by meeeeee)
Mama, just killed a man
Put a bow up to his head
Let the string twang, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Orcs
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a large silhouetto of a man
Graklaks , Graklaks, will you do the Fandango
Lots of fire and fighting very, very fright'ning me
(Iarnelis) Iarnelis, (Iarnelis) Iarnelis use your bow, Estel Oh!
(I'm just a poor elf, nobody loves me)
He's just a poor elf from a mage family
Spare him his life you monstrosities!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Waargh! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go) Waaargh! We will not let you go
(Let him go) Waargh! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Shining Estel, Shining Estel) Lady Estel, let me go
Beheasel has a demon put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can punch me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?
Oh, Orcs, can't do this to me, Orcs!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows is controlled by meeee!
Took me a while but it's finally done.
 
kudzzy said:
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor elf, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesen't really matter (It's controlled by meeeeee, by meeeeee)
Mama, just killed a man
Put a bow up to his head
Let the string twang, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Orcs
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a large silhouetto of a man
Graklaks , Graklaks, will you do the Fandango
Lots of fire and fighting very, very fright'ning me
(Iarnelis) Iarnelis, (Iarnelis) Iarnelis use your bow, Estel Oh!
(I'm just a poor elf, nobody loves me)
He's just a poor elf from a mage family
Spare him his life you monstrosities!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Waargh! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go) Waaargh! We will not let you go
(Let him go) Waargh! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Shining Estel, Shining Estel) Lady Estel, let me go
Beheasel has a demon put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can punch me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?
Oh, Orcs, can't do this to me, Orcs!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows is controlled by meeee!
Took me a while but it's finally done.
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I love you. So much.
 
Ooh look one that's a parody of Take me to Church

My lover's got humour
She's the sin at a sermon
Knows every law's disapproval
I should've worshipped with her sooner

If Paradise ever did live
She'd be the last one invited
Every day is getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
"We were born in sin," you heard them saying it

My Union offers no appealing rules
We rather worship in the bedroom
The only Paradise I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you

I was sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Neben mir, neben mir, neben mir, Neben mir

Take me to the Void
I'll worship Estel as long I get your hand
I'll commit sin as long as you're well
Offer me that sinful death
Good Spirit, I'd rather give her my life
(x2)

If I'm a heretic of the good lies
My lover's an eternal light
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
To spill blood or life
Doesn't matter

Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We got a lot of starving sinful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is dirty work

Take me to the Void
I'll worship Estel as long I get your hand
I'll commit sin as long as you're well
Offer me that sinful death
Good Spirit, I'd rather give her my life
(x2)

No Priests or Emperors when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter love than our blatant sins
In the madness and soil of that sad Alorian scene
Only then am I Ailor
Only then am I clean
Neben mir, neben mir, neben mir, neben mir

Take me to the Void
I'll worship Estel as long I get your hand
I'll commit sin as long as you're well
Offer me that sinful death
Good Spirit, I'd rather give her my life
(x2)
Message: Basically some guy converts to worshipping Estel rather than Unionism because of the woman he loves​
 
This is a parady of bryan adams, summer of 69 coz why not
I got my first real reathelm sword
bought it at the age of 20
stabbed my dad accidently
Oh god jail was brill
Hanging out in the Willow
Doing shots with a elf named Silvo
They say regalia's the city of dreamsss
well looks like they where right
The dreams are realll
And if I had the choice
I'd join a gang and rule the sewers
This is the best place in the world

Aint no use in joining
A band of ragtag idiots
I spend night and day eating at the willow
And that's when I saw her yeahh
wearing that blue steel suit
You said sir your under arrest
I asked why and that's when she asked me out
That was the moment of the day and that was the best thing ever

Back in regalia oh yeahhh

Man we had high times
getting drunk on Fridays
making arrests on Thursdays
I guess gangs always stay forever, forever yeahh

And now the boat is leaving, look at everything you left behind
Sometimes I still go to the willow, think about you wonder
how it went wrong
wearing that blue steel suit
You said sir your under arrest
I asked why and that's when she asked me out
That was the moment of the day and it was the best thing ever.
It was Regalia in its finest moment, ohhh yeah
Blue Steel armour and rosey red cheeks.
Regalia, regalia and the bluesteell girlll.

Took me about 20 minutes...
I feel awsome
 
Nelly Bly, sounds sorta like a drinking song, is actually an old folk song, it's by Stephen Foster.
 

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