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Parody Rp Songs

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The idea is very simple. Take a song (sound be a well known one.) and rewrite the lyrics to fit into the server's lore. Doesn't have to be serious, can also be funny! The most important rule is to have fun! If you want to go the extra mile and record your song (or someone else's) please go right head and show us here!

(It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas)

I'm beginning to see anti-mages
Everywhere I go
From the moment I raised my hand, and readied my master plan
I thought I felt a cracking in my bones

I'm beginning to hear anti-mages
Buzzing in my ear
Now I try to run in fright, for my body has no might
And then I'll find some more

Their white eyes bring me fright, and they stand in the night
Just waiting for me to cast
They'll always there, and I'm starting to care
I don't want my bones to be smashed
I wished I thought twice about trying to use a spell

I'm Beginning to see anti-mages
Everywhere I go
I thought it was safe in the Poss, but I must have missed a clause
Cause I can see they work here too

I'll continue to see anti-mages
That I guarantee
For I do understand, that it's a good plan
To beat mages like me
To beat mages just like me

Let me see what ya got! I'll post more once I can figure out what to do next. If you don't want to write one, but have an idea, tell me and I'll gladly do it!

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Mossy Poss Drinking Song
For the tune of the song: 1:34

Oooooooooh
There's a bar, there's a bar
There's a merry ol' bar
Down in the old damn sewers
And there they brew a mead so thick
I could get the toughest man sick
Who wanted to drink his fill

Oooooooooh
The staff is nice, but they got a temper
So you best treat them well
Now never look them in the eye
Or they'll though you high
Or stomp you low
And stab you in the middle

Oooooooooh
Now a spell is cast like hey-diddle-diddle
It might just hit you in your head
The crowds jump and dance and they join in the fight
While the staff cheers with all their might
"You got him beat", They said

Oooooooooh
Now the lovers sing all deedle-dum-diddle
As spirits start to soar
The drunks and thieves all dance real nice
As people drink their weight all right
And dance up on the floor

Oooooooooh
The fun never ends way down here
As folks will all join in
Now the guards wouldn't trust their damn dumb eyes
Yes they would see a damn surprise
Down in the Mossy Poss


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ProfessorThaumic said:
Oooooooooh
There's a bar, there's a bar
There's a merry ol' bar
Down in the old damn sewers
And there they brew a mead so thick
I could get the toughest man sick
Who wanted to drink his fill

Oooooooooh
The staff is nice, but they got a temper
So you best treat them well
Now never look them in the eye
Or they'll though you high
Or stomp you low
And stab you in the middle

Oooooooooh
Now a spell is cast like hey-diddle-diddle
It might just hit you in your head
The crowds jump and dance and they join in the fight
While the staff cheers with all their might
"You got him beat", They said

Oooooooooh
Now the lovers sing all deedle-dum-diddle
As spirits start to soar
The drunks and thieves all dance real nice
As people drink their weight all right
And dance up on the floor

Oooooooooh
The fun never ends way down here
As folks will all join in
Now the guards wouldn't trust their damn dumb eyes
Yes they would see a damn surprise
Down in the Mossy Poss
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Could I use this in Rp? I have been looking for songs and this one is great!
 
Saturday even, went on patrol
And got to the tavern
Got in my armor, went to the stairs
All the way to you
Watched you drop kick, a Kade down the stairs
And a crowd came
'Cause I know that you're another sour pear.

Can you not arrest a poor drow
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say Petrova's the worst chapter and must be plowed
Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is 'No'

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm ailor too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna report you anyways

Report that guard
Report her anyway
Jared will come
Yeah, no matter what you say
Plus heresy too
And choking that talar
Why you gotta be so
Rude

@Shuikenai @CthulhuPulu @JarlJade @VintageMystic
 
((Best to imagine this video happening in Grey Gate))
Let get down to buisness to defeat Slizzars
I thought I asked for Ailors, but got Lampars
Your the spineless bunch I've ever met and you can bet before we're through
Mr I'll make an Ailor out of you.

In the Daendroc forests, there are orcs that raid.
Want to leave the city, you must be brave.
Your a well fed, but weakened lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Mr I'll make an Ailor out of you.

Vampires will catch you yet
Say goodbye church communion
I got a cut that is why I wail
This Ur has me scared to death
Just say your with the union
I really wish that I knew how to sail!

Be a guard!
you must be as holy as our emperor
Be a guard!
and as strong as a Iron Dakkar
Be a guard!
With all the intellect of an elder
and as mysterious as a dark skinned Drowda!

Time is racing towards, until the hordes arrive
Be holy person and you might survive
Your not ready to be a guard
So pack up go home your through
How could I make an Ailor out of you!

Be a guard!
you must be as holy as our emperor
Be a guard!
and as strong as a Iron Dakkar
Be a guard!
With all the intellect of an elder
and as mysterious as a dark skinned Drowda!

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I'm am loving these! Keep up the great work!
 

So the original song is Auld Lang Syne (as seen above). Now this video is a bit shorter than the song I wrote (I can't find a good version of the full song anywhere) but the extra verses fall into the same pattern. This was written to be like a piece in a Regalia opera or a notional anthem esc. song. The title I gave it, Is libhré ríoga mór, is Irish for "Regalia is Mighty" (The Irish language doesn't have an exact word for strong. Yes, the original song is in Scottish Gaelic, but I couldn't find an appropriate way to phrase the translation. And while Regalia technically speacks a language similar to German, it just doesn't sound as pleasant.) This is one of my favorite songs to parody and I'm very happy with the end product of it!

Fell free to look up the original lyrics!

Is libhré ríoga mór
(Regalia is Strong)
A Regalia Opera

Should other lands be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should other lands be forgot,
And never brought to light?

(CHORUS:)
For Regalia is strong, my friend
For Regalia is strong
We'll never fall in wars to come
For Regalia is strong

Many of us have fought for her
And many of have died
But we are much more strong than that
And the dead will rest tonight

CHORUS

So here we stand holy and tall
Under our wise Emperor
The Great Spirit leads us on
All hail our Emperor

No other land can stand like us
For united all are we
No seas nor sky can bar our path
For the empire is always dawn

CHORUS
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Yo ho, yo ho, a Dralonais's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kill, and loot, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

We Kill and Drink and don't give a hoot, Drink their blood me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a Dra'lonais life for me. We kill, we drink, we filch, and sack, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

Maraud and show no mercy, and even massacrate, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a Dra'lonais life for me.

We burn in the sun, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a nightmare, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're sanguines, bloodsuckers, killers, and holy water kills us, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're voudlings and vampirates, really bad eggs, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a Dra'lonais life for me. Yo ho, yo ho, a Dralonais's life for me.

^ I did that quickly ;D might have mistakes
 
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TutiDias said:
Yo ho, yo ho, a Dralonais's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kill, and loot, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

We Kill and Drink and don't give a hoot, Drink their blood me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a Dra'lonais life for me. We kill, we drink, we filch, and sack, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

Maraud and show no mercy, and even massacrate, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We burn in the sun, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a nightmare, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're sanguines, bloodsuckers, killers, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're voudlings and vampirates, really bad eggs, Drink their blood, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a Dra'lonais life for me. Yo ho, yo ho, a Dralonais's life for me.
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This made me chuckle XD
 
Campaign Speech - Eminem (Full Song, has quite a few slip ups).

Jumped out of the second floor of the golden willow
With a Treacherous Drink
Pie and a pie holder
In Regalia with Dietrach Drache Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman
From the Chrysant war and hence the origin of the headless horseman
Born with the illnesses of a pathetic orphan
Endless sores and reservoir of water and sewer dweller bodies
And deadbolts on the back door
And sexual torture kits kept in a separate rental house
Excellent boyfriend
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have been vendettas towards men
Dickhead is forced in to the shredded foreskin
Red is torn and they're only bein' fed a portion
Bed sores in those whores
Pregnant whores can't get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal swords
from those Coen Forges,
I went to the void and fell a floor
A predator, I'm headed for competitors
Better warn 'em, what I lack in tactics and a set of armies I make up for in diplomacy like a palace chancellor Stegosauruas
William Coen with a thesaurus
Yes of course, I mess up once
You want some? Come and get some, boys
I'm givin' Daniel Blousheur a refresher course
On excessive force and pressure points
And dressin' Jared Kade in a fluorescent orange
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
With a bullseye on his back
His whole chest and torso
Are left on the doorsteps of Astrid's dad as a present for him
In my present form
I'm Desert Storm
Appetite for destruction is no suppressant for
Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, horrible, hello gorgeous The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short horses
Met a Fong Co employee, said when you wanna get sexual?
She said, "However I fit in your schedule, I'm flexible"
Expired claims on the Empire
Got Ania Santorski in the back and some Dumb Dukes with the hazards on
At a city gate gettin' harassed, sign a contract
For this asshole guards daughter, laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it He spat on it and brought it back lookin' half in shock
Had a heart attack and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it and got slapped with a Johanna Hartlin practice sock
One ball and half a dick, pocket watch
Crack for an axle, walked in a Brass Clock shop with
Cedric Kade
Pulled Alfredo sauce out of my satchel
Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and crashes
Asked if they had a laugh in stock That was fuckin' stupid…
You got it twisted
All 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic
Bitch get to massagin' this dick
Like toilets in this bitch
Slob on it with gobs of alcohol
Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends with
It's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with
She's non-existent
The Emperor with a throbbin' dick on some swab and slick shit
But I shout derogatives at bitches like fuckin' ballistic bowmen
Misfit, blond and nitwit like I've gone ballistic
With a frostin' tip kit
Screamed, "I hate blondes," and became one
I'm optimistic
Love to start shit
Shovin' Olivier Blouscheur's undergarments in the desk compartment
Of the bucket, bumpin' Warren Coen
I'm double parkin' up at Targets Trouble 'cause a double cross
The shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come across
Viridian Paladin, been known for some assaults
A couple court cases , enough to cause a stomach ulcer
Same damn blood check results
As Ravenstad's are
Something's awful when the Emperor Dressin' up in your mummy costume On stage dancin' to "Brain Damage" What's the problem?
Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'm about to dunk a bunch of Typhonus supporters underwater
Snuck up on 'em in Roy Blackwaters grey house with a knock knock
It's a wrap like an ace fan
Don't-give-a-fuck persona
To my last skin strand,
Sword in the sheath
At the Court with the stagehand
He wants a medal
Pre-arrange an escape plan
Three inch blade on point like a see 'n' say
Consider me a dangerous man but you should be afraid of this dang candidate
You say Typhonus don't kiss ass like a puppet
'Cause he runs his campaign with his own regals for the fundin'
And that's what you wanted
A fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button
Who doesn't have to answer to no one
Great idea!
If I was Emperor
Gettin' off is the first order of business
Once I get in office
Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam
Naked, laughing, dick cupped in hand
Screamin', "Fuck those races" throw a knife and a bomb at him
Tell council
I run this land
And I want the rubber band
And make it snappy
Addiction to friction and static Addict who can't escape the habit
It's in you to chase the dragon
But as fate would have it I walked up in major
D'Eluise Dressed as the commoner woman
In a tiny little vest and a leather jacket
With a wire to blast it
And sped away in the station wagon Ania Santorski's and Roselyne d'Eluise's crazy asses in the backseat Throwin' Stay-Free pads at me
Dead passenger in the wagon seat Unfasten the safety latches
And cut the laces on horses in traffic so hard
I snapped the quadricapes in that horse
Gonna get a murder case and catch it Like you threw it at me encased in leather
And send Percy Ravenstad through the glass of the carriage
Until he spins like a wheel and begins feelin'…
Like a windmill with a thin bill while his skin's peelin'
And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Thomas Kade
Knock it into the upper peninsula You want to go against zilla?
The Rap God
When will I quit?
Never been realer
The in-stiller of fear, not even a moment of doubt
Whose wife's iller than Thomas in a chinchilla
Or the Silevons in a suspense thriller Revenge killer of bin syllable binge Fill a syringe, till I
Draw first blood
Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular
Couldn't be more awkwarder
Cause you're innocence I robbed you of
It's my fingers that got stuck up Tortured a, not give a Slapstick, hockey puck
The board hunter with the sawed off Like an arm when it's lopped off
But I'm not gonna, get the Alaru dont forget the Addir,
I'm gonna opt for the ox
Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I sharpen
It's not a shock,
I'm such an obnoxious fucker
The rock cuts into rock cause who would have thought
This much of a cocksucker that go across the buttocks of Apple Tzavaras with a box cutter
That was for 50, little slap on the wrist be warned
I'm unravelling quickly
My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling with me
Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the whiskey
Tip it back then
I'm twisting wine bottles
Like what happened to that mans spine column
That's the plan of attack when
I'm fixing my problems
Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off'em
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
And why I had to come back on these friendgots who diss me
More of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Usque Galenas crime novel But my patient is wearing thin
Swear I been contemplating rubbing shit in your face till I smear it in
Diss you in every lyric until you fear the ink
And never appear again
If you actually had fucking careers to end
But then I think of Madeleine
and I steer'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them
Madeleine I'm gone off you
Man light some kush
You're my first take, I'll nail you
Can't lie, I gush
If I won you over, you would be the grand prize
I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Rap franchise a push You can get it in a can like some Ravenstad Jeans too small, least three pant sizes tush
Mushed against your damn side, you puss
And tights are squooshed
What kind of attire is that?
I'm ready to be rode
Psychopath, bet you we'll get it popping like a flat
Like the match to ignite the bombs
Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half
might just have to picket me
Like a scab
Hard to describe in fact
Startling violent perhaps
Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that
But as far as these lines I rap
And these bars, wouldn't send it back if I star 69'ed the track

Why am I such a dick?
 
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BahDoctor said:
Campaign Speech - Eminem (Full Song, has quite a few slip ups).


Jumped out of the second floor of the golden willow
With a Treacherous Drink
Pie and a pie holder
In Regalia with Dietrach Drache Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman
From the Chrysant war and hence the origin of the headless horseman
Born with the illnesses of a pathetic orphan
Endless sores and reservoir of water and sewer dweller bodies
And deadbolts on the back door
And sexual torture kits kept in a separate rental house
Excellent boyfriend
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have been vendettas towards men
Dickhead is forced in to the shredded foreskin
Red is torn and they're only bein' fed a portion
Bed sores in those whores
Pregnant whores can't get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal swords
from those Coen Forges,
I went to the void and fell a floor
A predator, I'm headed for competitors
Better warn 'em, what I lack in tactics and a set of armies I make up for in diplomacy like a palace chancellor Stegosauruas
William Coen with a thesaurus
Yes of course, I mess up once
You want some? Come and get some, boys
I'm givin' Daniel Blousheur a refresher course
On excessive force and pressure points
And dressin' Jared Kade in a fluorescent orange
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
With a bullseye on his back
His whole chest and torso
Are left on the doorsteps of Astrid's dad as a present for him
In my present form
I'm Desert Storm
Appetite for destruction is no suppressant for
Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, horrible, hello gorgeous The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short horses
Met a Fong Co employee, said when you wanna get sexual?
She said, "However I fit in your schedule, I'm flexible"
Expired claims on the Empire
Got Ania Santorski in the back and some Dumb Dukes with the hazards on
At a city gate gettin' harassed, sign a contract
For this asshole guards daughter, laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it He spat on it and brought it back lookin' half in shock
Had a heart attack and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it and got slapped with a Johanna Hartlin practice sock
One ball and half a dick, pocket watch
Crack for an axle, walked in a Brass Clock shop with
Cedric Kade
Pulled Alfredo sauce out of my satchel
Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and crashes
Asked if they had a laugh in stock That was ****in' stupid…
You got it twisted
All 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic
Bitch get to massagin' this dick
Like toilets in this bitch
Slob on it with gobs of alcohol
Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends with
It's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with
She's non-existent
The Emperor with a throbbin' dick on some swab and slick shit
But I shout derogatives at bitches like ****in' ballistic bowmen
Misfit, blond and nitwit like I've gone ballistic
With a frostin' tip kit
Screamed, "I hate blondes," and became one
I'm optimistic
Love to start shit
Shovin' Olivier Blouscheur's undergarments in the desk compartment
Of the bucket, bumpin' Warren Coen
I'm double parkin' up at Targets Trouble 'cause a double cross
The shadiest motha****a you'll ever come across
Viridian Paladin, been known for some assaults
A couple court cases , enough to cause a stomach ulcer
Same damn blood check results
As Ravenstad's are
Something's awful when the Emperor Dressin' up in your mummy costume On stage dancin' to "Brain Damage" What's the problem?
Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'm about to dunk a bunch of Typhonus supporters underwater
Snuck up on 'em in Roy Blackwaters grey house with a knock knock
It's a wrap like an ace fan
Don't-give-a-**** persona
To my last skin strand,
Sword in the sheath
At the Court with the stagehand
He wants a medal
Pre-arrange an escape plan
Three inch blade on point like a see 'n' say
Consider me a dangerous man but you should be afraid of this dang candidate
You say Typhonus don't kiss ass like a puppet
'Cause he runs his campaign with his own regals for the fundin'
And that's what you wanted
A ****in' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button
Who doesn't have to answer to no one
Great idea!
If I was Emperor
Gettin' off is the first order of business
Once I get in office
Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam
Naked, laughing, dick cupped in hand
Screamin', "**** those races" throw a knife and a bomb at him
Tell council
I run this land
And I want the rubber band
And make it snappy
Addiction to friction and static Addict who can't escape the habit
It's in you to chase the dragon
But as fate would have it I walked up in major
D'Eluise Dressed as the commoner woman
In a tiny little vest and a leather jacket
With a wire to blast it
And sped away in the station wagon Ania Santorski's and Roselyne d'Eluise's crazy asses in the backseat Throwin' Stay-Free pads at me
Dead passenger in the wagon seat Unfasten the safety latches
And cut the laces on horses in traffic so hard
I snapped the quadricapes in that horse
Gonna get a murder case and catch it Like you threw it at me encased in leather
And send Percy Ravenstad through the glass of the carriage
Until he spins like a wheel and begins feelin'…
Like a windmill with a thin bill while his skin's peelin'
And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Thomas Kade
Knock it into the upper peninsula You want to go against zilla?
The Rap God
When will I quit?
Never been realer
The in-stiller of fear, not even a moment of doubt
Whose wife's iller than Thomas in a chinchilla
Or the Silevons in a suspense thriller Revenge killer of bin syllable binge Fill a syringe, till I
Draw first blood
Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular
Couldn't be more awkwarder
Cause you're innocence I robbed you of
It's my fingers that got stuck up Tortured a, not give a Slapstick, hockey puck
The board hunter with the sawed off Like an arm when it's lopped off
But I'm not gonna, get the Alaru dont forget the Addir,
I'm gonna opt for the ox
Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I sharpen
It's not a shock,
I'm such an obnoxious ****er
The rock cuts into rock cause who would have thought
This much of a cocksucker that go across the buttocks of Apple Tzavaras with a box cutter
That was for 50, little slap on the wrist be warned
I'm unravelling quickly
My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling with me
Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the whiskey
Tip it back then
I'm twisting wine bottles
Like what happened to that mans spine column
That's the plan of attack when
I'm fixing my problems
Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off'em
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
And why I had to come back on these friendgots who diss me
More of a spectacular mystery than a ****ing Usque Galenas crime novel But my patient is wearing thin
Swear I been contemplating rubbing shit in your face till I smear it in
Diss you in every lyric until you fear the ink
And never appear again
If you actually had ****ing careers to end
But then I think of Madeleine
and I steer'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them
Madeleine I'm gone off you
Man light some kush
You're my first take, I'll nail you
Can't lie, I gush
If I won you over, you would be the grand prize
I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Rap franchise a push You can get it in a can like some Ravenstad Jeans too small, least three pant sizes tush
Mushed against your damn side, you puss
And tights are squooshed
What kind of attire is that?
I'm ready to be rode
Psychopath, bet you we'll get it popping like a flat
Like the match to ignite the bombs
Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half
might just have to picket me
Like a scab
Hard to describe in fact
Startling violent perhaps
Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that
But as far as these lines I rap
And these bars, wouldn't send it back if I star 69'ed the track

Why am I such a dick?
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Thanks for bringing this thread back! But this post is so long! (Might not be a good thing in this case)
 


Your name it means nothing
Your fortune is less
Your future is shrouded in the dark Queen's mess
Regalia is far away, clouds linger on
Everything I ruled - Now it is gone (It is gone) (It is goooone)

Oh where can I go to and what can I do?
No one to rp with me only screenshots of you
You just laughed when I begged you to let me inside
I've not stopped crying since you left the gate

Fort Kronau is a lonely place – No one to rp with
Typing quick to keep the pace – Or I would if I had a whispeeeer.
Typing and yelling is all that I do
Screenshots I have remind me of you (of you) (Of Yoooouuu)
 
ProfessorThaumic said:

So the original song is Auld Lang Syne (as seen above). Now this video is a bit shorter than the song I wrote (I can't find a good version of the full song anywhere) but the extra verses fall into the same pattern. This was written to be like a piece in a Regalia opera or a notional anthem esc. song. The title I gave it, Is libhré ríoga mór, is Irish for "Regalia is Mighty" (The Irish language doesn't have an exact word for strong. Yes, the original song is in Scottish Gaelic, but I couldn't find an appropriate way to phrase the translation. And while Regalia technically speacks a language similar to German, it just doesn't sound as pleasant.) This is one of my favorite songs to parody and I'm very happy with the end product of it!

Fell free to look up the original lyrics!

Is libhré ríoga mór
(Regalia is Strong)
A Regalia Opera

Should other lands be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should other lands be forgot,
And never brought to light?

(CHORUS:)
For Regalia is strong, my friend
For Regalia is strong
We'll never fall in wars to come
For Regalia is strong

Many of us have fought for her
And many of have died
But we are much more strong than that
And the dead will rest tonight

CHORUS

So here we stand holy and tall
Under our wise Emperor
The Great Spirit leads us on
All hail our Emperor

No other land can stand like us
For united all are we
No seas nor sky can bar our path
For the empire is always dawn

CHORUS
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I can feel the fictional nationalism taking a hold of my very soul. This song is epic XD
 
(Really not many changes)

~Hail to the Queen~

Watch your tongue or have it cut from your head
Save your life by keeping whispers unsaid
Children roam the streets now orphans of war
Bodies hanging in the streets to adore

Royal flames will carve the path in chaos
Bringing daylight to the night
Death is riding in the town with armor
Because they'll take all your rights

Hail to the queen, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the queen (hail, hail, hail, the queen)

Blood is spilled while holding keys to the throne
Born again, but it's too late to atone
No mercy from the edge of the blade
They'll escape and learn the price to be paid

Let the water throw it's shades of red now
Arrows black out all the light
Death is rotting in the town with armor
They've come to grant you your rights

Hail to the queen, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the queen (hail, hail, hail, the queen)

There's a taste of fear (hail, hail, hail)
When her deathlings call (hail, hail, hail)
Iron fist to tame them (hail, hail, hail)
Iron fist to claim it all (hail, hail, hail)

Hail to the queen, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun

Hail to the queen, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the queen (hail, hail, hail)
 
Shippin' out to Regalia

I'm a sailor mage!
And I lost my keg!
climbing through the sewer pipes,
I lost my keg!

I'm shipping up to Regalia (way-ay-ooo)
I'm shipping down the sewers (waaay-yoo)
I'm shippin up the emperor (way-yoo)
I'm shipping up... To find my D'ithanian keg!

I'm a sailor mage,
And I lost my keg!
Walking to the grey gate!
I lost my keg!

Backstory
Once a lyre mage in his ship, he traded wines a beers, but his barrel of his best D'Ithanian ale was lost, whereabouts he doesn't know. He looks in the sewers, in the taverns, even the emperors palace himself. Because he was tested as a mage and they found proof of him going down the sewers, he accidentally broke a few things in the palace he was so druink. He was beheaded and the head can be found inside his keg, which was soon found under his bed inside his cabin. The story was never told, until you heard this man with a lute and a man with pipes sung this song.

Original
This was dropkick murphy's shipping out to boston.​
 
I wrote this in the summer of 2015... cringey, but I love it. Original


This is Duron
From the Sewer
And I'm never gonna lose at the claws of the likes of you
Because I'm so much newer
And my glowy blades are wanting to groove you
The two of them ain't gonna follow Regalia's Rules
Come at me without any of your solid tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just nails on Rune.


Go ahead and try to break them if you're able.
Can't you see that my magic is stable?
I can see you hate the way they turn the table
But I think you're just Salty you ain't Got 'em.


You're not gonna stop what I've done with them.
They will fight with me forever
If you Dissolve them They'll just come back sharper
And They will make me twice as cool as you are!
They Are made o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t
E-E-n-e-r-r-g-y-y
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t


Mm mm mm mm mm.


This is what I have
This is who I am.
And if you wish to end me
Then you need to wish again.
'Cause I am a Virtue
And I will never die
And I won't let you hurt my plane of Existence
I won't let you hurt my friends.


Go ahead and try to break them if you're able.
Can't you see that my magic is stable?
I can see you hate the way they turn the table
But I think you're just Salty you ain't Got 'em




But They Are even more than any sword
Everything they are stand for is what I am
They are my Pure Skill
They are my Power
They Are my Coolness.


They are made
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
And they're stronger than you.
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t E-E-n-e-r-r-g-y-y



@Streako
 
TheSilverSpectre said:
I wrote this in the summer of 2015... cringey, but I love it. Original


This is Duron
From the Sewer
And I'm never gonna lose at the claws of the likes of you
Because I'm so much newer
And my glowy blades are wanting to groove you
The two of them ain't gonna follow Regalia's Rules
Come at me without any of your solid tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just nails on Rune.


Go ahead and try to break them if you're able.
Can't you see that my magic is stable?
I can see you hate the way they turn the table
But I think you're just Salty you ain't Got 'em.


You're not gonna stop what I've done with them.
They will fight with me forever
If you Dissolve them They'll just come back sharper
And They will make me twice as cool as you are!
They Are made o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t
E-E-n-e-r-r-g-y-y
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t


Mm mm mm mm mm.


This is what I have
This is who I am.
And if you wish to end me
Then you need to wish again.
'Cause I am a Virtue
And I will never die
And I won't let you hurt my plane of Existence
I won't let you hurt my friends.


Go ahead and try to break them if you're able.
Can't you see that my magic is stable?
I can see you hate the way they turn the table
But I think you're just Salty you ain't Got 'em




But They Are even more than any sword
Everything they are stand for is what I am
They are my Pure Skill
They are my Power
They Are my Coolness.


They are made
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
And they're stronger than you.
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t E-E-n-e-r-r-g-y-y



@Streako
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Why did you do this, you know I have to find the perfect SU song to parody with Cecil's reaction to him dying. Why do you wound me so.

...It's great btw.
 
Streako said:
Why did you do this, you know I have to find the perfect SU song to parody with Cecil's reaction to him dying. Why do you wound me so.

...It's great btw.
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Idk why I didn't immediately think of it; "It's Over, Isn't it?"...Prepare for the raw emotional edginess of my adrenaline-fueled attempt at emotion!...This is gonna take a while.
 
Streako said:
I have to find the perfect SU song to parody with Cecil's reaction to him dying
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TheSilverSpectre said:
This is Duron
From the Sewer
And I'm never gonna lose at the claws of the likes of you
Because I'm so much newer
And my glowy blades are wanting to groove you
The two of them ain't gonna follow Regalia's Rules
Come at me without any of your solid tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just nails on Rune.


Go ahead and try to break them if you're able.
Can't you see that my magic is stable?
I can see you hate the way they turn the table
But I think you're just Salty you ain't Got 'em.


You're not gonna stop what I've done with them.
They will fight with me forever
If you Dissolve them They'll just come back sharper
And They will make me twice as cool as you are!
They Are made o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t
E-E-n-e-r-r-g-y-y
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t


Mm mm mm mm mm.


This is what I have
This is who I am.
And if you wish to end me
Then you need to wish again.
'Cause I am a Virtue
And I will never die
And I won't let you hurt my plane of Existence
I won't let you hurt my friends.


Go ahead and try to break them if you're able.
Can't you see that my magic is stable?
I can see you hate the way they turn the table
But I think you're just Salty you ain't Got 'em




But They Are even more than any sword
Everything they are stand for is what I am
They are my Pure Skill
They are my Power
They Are my Coolness.


They are made
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
And they're stronger than you.
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t o-o-o-o-of
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
E-e-x-i-i-s-s-t E-E-n-e-r-r-g-y-y
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Ima go with Filthy Franks Racist Song.Also a large part will be cut out because I can't use it.

Ailor(Unionism) is right

Lines
I'm from the crown isle and I'm really fucking stupid
I can't read, I can't ride
I've got an iron hip and a losty eye
I'm an Ailor race body normal as can be
If you think about the empire's done nothing wrong
He was just really tryna keep the Humans nice and strong
Cause Ailor is right, and Ailor is good.
Keep those Vampires back in the sewer

I believe in our lord the holy emperor
everyone seems equal in our lord's eyes
except for Tigrans
and except for vampires
 
CaptainRandom97 said:
((Best to imagine this video happening in Grey Gate))
Let get down to buisness to defeat Slizzars
I thought I asked for Ailors, but got Lampars
Your the spineless bunch I've ever met and you can bet before we're through
Mr I'll make an Ailor out of you.

In the Daendroc forests, there are orcs that raid.
Want to leave the city, you must be brave.
Your a well fed, but weakened lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Mr I'll make an Ailor out of you.

Vampires will catch you yet
Say goodbye church communion
I got a cut that is why I wail
This Ur has me scared to death
Just say your with the union
I really wish that I knew how to sail!

Be a guard!
you must be as holy as our emperor
Be a guard!
and as strong as a Iron Dakkar
Be a guard!
With all the intellect of an elder
and as mysterious as a dark skinned Drowda!

Time is racing towards, until the hordes arrive
Be holy person and you might survive
Your not ready to be a guard
So pack up go home your through
How could I make an Ailor out of you!

Be a guard!
you must be as holy as our emperor
Be a guard!
and as strong as a Iron Dakkar
Be a guard!
With all the intellect of an elder
and as mysterious as a dark skinned Drowda!

(repeat)
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That was brilliant
 

I was fine with the pain
That would come into our lives now and again.
I was fine 'cause I knew
That it didn't really matter, not to you.

I was glad when you came
And we fought like it was all some silly game.
Over Her, some 'statue'.
After all those fights I never thought you'd lose.

It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
He won, and he froze you, and I loved you and you're gone--
It's over, isn't it?
Why can't I move on?

Faith, your story, your devotion, loy'lty, courage,
A whole ocean.
Hidden darkness, my treachery: trust, silence, my eyes would not see!

What am I now in this world without you?
Hateful and scared with the nerve to doubt you.
What does it matter? It's already done,
Now I've got to be there for our sons...

It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it, isn't it,
Isn't it over?
He won, and he froze you, and I loved you and you're gone--
It's over, isn't it?
Why can't I move on?

It's over, isn't it? Ne'er will I move on.

@TheSilverSpectre
 
C Em C Em/Am G F G/Am G
Hey there Beheasel, out there in your void-wreathed city
You're a billion light years distant and the stars look terrIfying
From the void
So many heretics to slaaaaay
Iä, Ië

Beheasel Mathine or is that Beh-HUS-el Mah-tine?
I can never quite remember, 'cause I'm not in my right mind
Since I met you
No one corrupts the way you do
You know it's true

C Am
Oh, it's what you'll do to me
Oh, and all Ailarity
Oh, you'll rise up from the abyss
Oh, kill everyone slowly
Except the ones like me

Hey there Beheasel I've been studying your gospel
The Void strapped tomes,they give me nightmares something awful
Where I see
The death of all reality
It fills me with glee

So when the stars are right, you'll come and do your worst
But that's okay because I know you'll eat the Shendar like me first
When you get here
I know that day is drawing near
I have no fear

Oh, it's what you'll do to me
Oh, and all Ailarity
Oh, you'll right up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone slowly

F G C Am (x2)/F G Am/G
A billion light years seems so far
Below the sea, beyond the stars
Of these Ailor's putrid souls you'll drink your fill
The fools will all make fun of me
But I'll just laugh maniacally
'Cause no one's ever suffered like they will
Beheasel, I can promise you
That by the time this cult gets through
The world will never ever be the same
Praise your dark name!

ph'la M'chalthagn Beheasel R'nyeh wthanta' wgathn
Boy, that's really quite a mouthful, can't quite cram it in my noggin
Not today
I try to say it anyway
I feel my soul being to fray
Still I away that frabjous day
Beheasel Huray!

Oh, it's what you'll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you'll rise up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone but me
Everyone but me
Song to the tune of hey there Delilah and descend into madness as you do
 

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