Oligarch Pandering Time!

[JohhnyDamage]

If voted I will do the following.

• More cats.

This ain't no ' just a single cat in my home'. I mean cats in the street, shops, spawn. You'll be surrounded at all times by them. Silver will be replaced by raw fish.​

• Melons. Piles of melons.

As the servers lone 'Melon Knight' I think we're missing out on a solid piece of Regalia. Imagine at home, sitting on your couch, getting hungry, and BAM you can just eat the wall since it's graham cracker? We've all wanted that. A melon made Regalia is a well fed Regalia.​

• A server wide game of musical chairs.

Not sure why.​

Vote and make the right choice for Regalia. If you don't do that, then vote for me. I'll burn this capital to the ground or die try-
Brought to you by the campaign to elect JohhnyDamage.

 

[Prplninja]

#Johhny2013

 

[Golemlord]

Hmmm... You have brought some concerns of great importance to mind. I will consider your campaign.

 

[Mecharic]

Catz!

 

[ozgho]

I am currently undecided.

What is your policy standing on orphaned (everyone) Regalians?

 

[ShadowedSkies]

Now this is a soild campaign!

 

[JohhnyDamage]

I am currently undecided.

What is your policy standing on orphaned (everyone) Regalians?

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Hello Regalian Army!

Now this is a soild campaign!

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Its all about the issues that matter.

 

[Arimosa]

I was initially going to run for Oligarch, but I see that you've got the nomination of the cats, so I'll let you take care of it.

Because we like cats.

 

[shawzie314]

More flying kittens more flying kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JohhnyDamage]

All I'm going to say. Cats with saddles.

 

[Jomdorr]

I see no vote for plain "no" I think it's an awesome campaign though

 

[JohhnyDamage]

I see no vote for plain "no" I think it's an awesome campaign though

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No is a quitter's attitude.

 

[Jomdorr]

No is a quitter's attitude.

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A no is a no it's nothing personal but favoured has my vote

 

[Tubbytundra]

hmmm, I must admit, being stuck in regalia for many days does put me in the good mood for some melon wall...

 

[Evilius Ducain]

What are your policy on Vampires, Zombies and manslaughter on open streets?

 

[favoured]

Favoured walks up to Johhny, opens his mouth, then falters " Ok, I can't role play against someone like this. Seriously, how do you expect me to role play against a MELON WALL. That's, that's like IMPOSSIBLE! Oh wait, aren't I role playing right now, and breaking the 4th wall while I'm at it too?"

 

[JohhnyDamage]

Favoured walks up to Johhny, opens his mouth, then falters " Ok, I can't role play against someone like this. Seriously, how do you expect me to role play against a MELON WALL. That's, that's like IMPOSSIBLE! Oh wait, aren't I role playing right now, and breaking the 4th wall while I'm at it too?"

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Mind. Blown.