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WAZZA
Squinty here, and you might be thinking, "Squinty, why would we elect you as an Oligarch, you've been temp banned numerous times, for griefing, spamming, trolling, cursing, ect. ect." Well you can go put a foot in your mouth, because your opinion is NOT WANTED now back to the important stuff. What would I do as an Oligarch? Through the power of Friendship and Pixie Dust, I would kick all of the One Direction fans in the lungs, and I would pee in the cereal of all the Nicki Minaj fans. I would make all of your wildest dreams come true (minus the part about your dream, I cant actually make your dream come true, it's just a scam to make you like me more) Also, if I were Oligarch, all of the ugly people would be put into a camp, were they could Concentrate, all day long. I am thinking of calling it a.. "Place to put all of the ugly people" camp. Or maybe I could call it a Concentration Camp. I would change the colors of Regalia, to Hot Pink and Lime Green, and make it a requirement to wear a unitard, in order to enter the city. If anyone tried to overthrow me, I would simply pee on them form above, because they can only over throw me if they are below me, and Panda Urine always flows down. I would also be the first Oligarch to not only be an Oligarch, but also a moderately successful rapper. I would spit rhymes, repping Regalia, and put all the punk MC's to rest. I would Distribute Toast to the wealthy, and strands of my leg hair to the poor, I wouldn't support small businesses and monopolies would not only be legal, but encouraged. If you have a problem with me, I drown you in butterscotch pudding. Also, I would make Nutella a national holiday, and on Nutella Day, you would have to cover your body from head to toe in Nutella, and find someone to lick it off for you, ALL of it off. I hope you put serious consideration into electing the Supreme ruler of the Massivecraft Galaxy, and when that election comes your support will be greatly appreciated. For now we should think small, and vote SquintyThePanda for Regalian Oligarch. Anyone who supports me will be granted the honorary title of "Belieber". <3 2 u all
Squinty here, and you might be thinking, "Squinty, why would we elect you as an Oligarch, you've been temp banned numerous times, for griefing, spamming, trolling, cursing, ect. ect." Well you can go put a foot in your mouth, because your opinion is NOT WANTED now back to the important stuff. What would I do as an Oligarch? Through the power of Friendship and Pixie Dust, I would kick all of the One Direction fans in the lungs, and I would pee in the cereal of all the Nicki Minaj fans. I would make all of your wildest dreams come true (minus the part about your dream, I cant actually make your dream come true, it's just a scam to make you like me more) Also, if I were Oligarch, all of the ugly people would be put into a camp, were they could Concentrate, all day long. I am thinking of calling it a.. "Place to put all of the ugly people" camp. Or maybe I could call it a Concentration Camp. I would change the colors of Regalia, to Hot Pink and Lime Green, and make it a requirement to wear a unitard, in order to enter the city. If anyone tried to overthrow me, I would simply pee on them form above, because they can only over throw me if they are below me, and Panda Urine always flows down. I would also be the first Oligarch to not only be an Oligarch, but also a moderately successful rapper. I would spit rhymes, repping Regalia, and put all the punk MC's to rest. I would Distribute Toast to the wealthy, and strands of my leg hair to the poor, I wouldn't support small businesses and monopolies would not only be legal, but encouraged. If you have a problem with me, I drown you in butterscotch pudding. Also, I would make Nutella a national holiday, and on Nutella Day, you would have to cover your body from head to toe in Nutella, and find someone to lick it off for you, ALL of it off. I hope you put serious consideration into electing the Supreme ruler of the Massivecraft Galaxy, and when that election comes your support will be greatly appreciated. For now we should think small, and vote SquintyThePanda for Regalian Oligarch. Anyone who supports me will be granted the honorary title of "Belieber". <3 2 u all
