God Axe Names

[TwoTenPvP]

Hello. First I just want to say that I dont really know where on the forum to put this so if it's wrong here then a staff will prob move it


So. I have 5 new godaxes made. So I want suggestions of funny names for them. Right now I have one for example called "a banana". But I want even more. So. Suggest down here and I'll tell you which 5 names that I liked most and that I'm going to use.

 

[ElfArcher9191]

Hello. First I just want to say that I dont really know where on the forum to put this so if it's wrong here then a staff will prob move it


So. I have 5 new godaxes made. So I want suggestions of funny names for them. Right now I have one for example called "a banana". But I want even more. So. Suggest down here and I'll tell you which 5 names that I liked most and that I'm going to use.

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wha......

 

[Pyrooooo]

Agreeing with elf archer a bit here. What on earth use is there for five God axes?
Anyway...

• Your Mother
• A Fish Slice
• A Dead Squid
• Air
• Their Fist

Just think how these would look 'pyr0maniacal killed togal300 with A Dead Squid'
'Cuz you know that that message is gonna happen. Ever.

 

[TwoTenPvP]

Haha. You know. I have tons already of axes. And loot alot. But i want new names. And since i have soo many 5 is enough.

 

[BadladBarbas]

Maximum Axe. Max.

 

[Rip Shoul]

I will give you a name if you give me an axe

 

[Sully]

Rusty prison shank

 

[ElfArcher9191]

RAINBOW AXE

 

[Pyrooooo]

Having lots of axes is one thing, knowing how to use them is quite another. And as to when not to use them? Don't even get me started.

 

[_Creepers_]

Sorcery
A stick
A puppys foot
Minecraft
The Bible.

 

[Lord_Deadpool]

-a dick on a stick (this is from a comic called looking for group) - idiot says what? -CHIMICHANGA! (deadpool marvel) -duke nukam

 

[Sidereum]

I suggest one of them be 'Marty's Ban Hamaxe' or something

 

[Pyrooooo]

'The Monk's Beard of Drunkness' or 'The Ban Hammer'
On a similar note to Golden_dragon's.

 

[Terence29]

I called mine "Brass Knuckles" as a referencce to Terenzio.
Actually, it is not more than a renamed diamond axe now.. Which I will enchant as soon as I decide to level my axes skill! (which will prob. never happen before I leave Massive one day)

 

[Togal]

Names of my weapons

• I lack creativity
• Logic
• A$$ETS
• Mental disabilities
• Ant repellent

 

[X0N3333]

I suggest maybe calling one "Block breaking out of sync".

 

[Gwyndo]

Joke Ones -

Superior Wit
Super Secret Settings
His PvP Skill
LMB Spam
The One Armed Man

If you're looking for more rp sounding names -

Dark Axe of the Arch demon
One Sided War Axe
Axe of Dwarven Craft
The Headsmen's Lover
Horse Head Cleaver

 

[Jemo_]

Derpinator
skullsucker
a headache
... idk

 

[1002713Alex]

2108u9 killed Some_Guy using [A Rusty Spoon]

 

[Johto_Jo]

Kindness?... Cuz you should put down that axe and just give me a hug out in the wilderness I'm terrified of pvp xD

 

[Crugnor]

• A swift crack over the head
• A rock to the face
• A Flying Kick
• Boom, Headshot!
• A knee to the groin
• Big Words
• Order 66
• Cheese Grater
• Rusty Rake
• A Fork
• Running With Scissors
• An Atomic Wedgie
• Their Extensive Vocubulary
• Books
• Grim Death
• O Flower of Scotland

 

[Anvyn]

Bladekind or Trophy Wife.​

 

[Ha5h]

Limp noodle lol

 

[Asmodeus35]

1. Self Pity
2. #AsmoIsAwesome
3. Massive Axe
4. His Pet Rock

 

[gforce864]

Curiosity
#AsmoSucks
His superior skills
His good looks
A holy bible
A darkoak sapling (just to make it seems like you beat them to death with a baby tree)

 

[YankeeGiant8013]

Hobbs dignity

 

[Endurrr]

-Hacks
-Prison love
-a cheap shot to the groin
-his dance skills
-everything

 

[LanternArchon]

1. Nothing

2. Why do you care what I killed you with?

3. A cow

4. Your mother

5. Elmo

 

[Lizmun]

The moon.

 

[Crugnor]

Jokes:

• Happiness
• a Log
• Liquid Death
• Eat my Shorts
• Interior Crocodile Alligator
• Circumcision
• Piano
• Spectec
• a Batarang
• Crocodiles

Roleplay:

• Aelydfir
• The Orc-Bane
• [Factionname] Forged Axe
• [CharacterName]'s Badaxe
• The Harborer

 

[NChulingeth]

May I Axe You A question?
His Chicken Dance
Twerking
Widow Maker

 

[DankeeYankee]

Pooper Scooper Banjo

 

[Asmodeus35]

Curiosity
#AsmoSucks
His superior skills
His good looks
A holy bible
A darkoak sapling (just to make it seems like you beat them to death with a baby tree)

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You know you wish you could flame me but considering you have yet to successfully raid dominion and are kinda a weeaboo for flaming on a god axe thread... I pity you. If you wish to name your axe that go ahead, I would gladly kill you for it, but please keep flame off of this thread. If you wanna try your luck at flaming me make a forum conversation with me about it.

 

[beniscool765]

bannanabtch killed by axe_wielder using [Twerking chicken]

 

[Molimo]

Hmm... The Axinator?

 

[gforce864]

Erm I wasn't flaming, simply knocking off the arrogant and cocky name for an axe you put (#AsmoIsAwesome). Also, it seems you havn't been online much, because me and a few friends nabbed 2 god axes from Dominion with a final score of us 3, dominion 1. If you don't want somebody making #AsmoSucks, why would you even make a stupid and arrogant thing like #AsmoIsAwesome.

 

[Mostlyhuman]

A Cane-Axe.

 

[Kingpheonixxxxxxxx]

- 1 Down
- Will You Give Up Yet?
- A Wooden Axe
- A Piece Of Paper
- A Good Name
- Lucky Name
- Surrender Is (terms)
- Mass Kill
- What Cuts Trees

Sorry about the bad names here it was from the top of my head I will get better ones later.

 

[Owen_Kearno]

14-inch slong.

 

[Shorkpeto]

Name it:
Riptide
Darknes Core
or, Shorkpeto <3