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Answering Lore Q&a's In-character

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Hello! So, as the title suggests, the premise behind this is simple- I will be answering any Lore Q&A questions here IN-CHARACTER for fun. I was suggested to do this a few times after I brought up how stupidly hilarious the idea would be if Lore Q&A was In-Character.

For the sake of having a variety, I will assume for some reason my characters: James Armament, Conf Ladveer, and Amar Tellsam, are all working together in the same building.


NOTE: This should not be used as if it is the real Lore Q&A! Any legitimate questions should be put in Lore Q&A for serious answers! This is just for fun!


How To:

Essentially, just ask a question (be it new, random, or a past Q&A question), and I will reply with an IC response! If you want to spice it up with "emoting", and fancying it up to be more like actual RP, feel free!
 
This has come up repeatedly, and the answer has been different every time.

The big question is:
do yanar have nips?
also, consider the following:
  • Plants have no need for nipples
  • Human males have no need for nipples
  • Yanar are plants but also part person
  • Some Yanar have a full set of reproductive organs+
  • Some Yanar have extra arms and fewer other parts
 
Why are katanas not allowed? I wanna be vampire animey god.
Conf Ladveer: "What the void is .. Catnanya? For that matter what the void is an Aknee May?"
Amar Tellsam: Interjected, "Why ze fawken void vould ye want ta be some cat wielding Leech? Fawken weird arse..."
 
Conf Ladveer: "What like one of the stupid Anti-Magic rip-off guns? I doubt it."

Can my Dakkar have diamond armor?
Conf Ladveer: "Im not sure the Emper-"
Lo Guard: Behind the wall, where only those behind the counter can see. Pulls out a Guard Baton.
Conf Ladveer: " I mean um, I doubt the Holiest of Queens, Queen Freya Lo the Great, has enough diamonds to manage to feed a Dakkar enough to make it have full diamond armor..."
 
This has come up repeatedly, and the answer has been different every time.

The big question is:
do yanar have nips?
also, consider the following:
  • Plants have no need for nipples
  • Human males have no need for nipples
  • Yanar are plants but also part person
  • Some Yanar have a full set of reproductive organs+
  • Some Yanar have extra arms and fewer other parts

James Arament: Raises his hand "I can confirm, they do have nipples. Along with other erm, questionable things. We eh, I don't feel like elaborating though...."
 
What got Edgy Conan's panties in a twist?

(If your characters need a point of reference, imagine I asked "why do you think Tristan Kade just attacked the city?")
James Arament: " I wish I could claim credit, but for once I didn't do it. Shocking, I know." He grinned sarcastically.
Conf Ladveer: Gave James a sidelong glance, like, 'the void is wrong with this guy?'
 
To clarify my original question, what motivations do you believe Tristan Kade had in his assault on Regalia earlier this night?


Furthermore, what is the Violet Rebellion's end goal? What do they intend to do and how do they intend to do it?
 
To clarify my original question, what motivations do you believe Tristan Kade had in his assault on Regalia earlier this night?


Furthermore, what is the Violet Rebellion's end goal? What do they intend to do and how do they intend to do it?
Amar Tellsam: In Groucho Glasses "Erm, I do know vhat ze Violet Revolution vants, I don't even know who zhey are. No clue."
James Arament: Leaned in and whispered "Smooth man, nobody suspects a thing. Totally."
Conf Ladveer: Cleared his throat "Anyway, erm. Tristan went nuts is the best guess I have heard. As for where the void he got god-powers, who the crap knows."
 
Also, I would like to understand the meaning of the phrase "what the void" to the best of your knowledge. It does not seem to make much grammatical sense and I am curious as to any known traits the phrase holds outside of an odd and vaguely obscene statement of confusion.
 
A much less serious question, does Amar's apparent fascination with Guy Fawkes have anything to do with his choice in rebelling?
Amar Tellsam: "I dont even know who ze fawk Guy Fawkes iii...." He trailed off, glancing over at the Lo Guard, who had raised an eyebrow. " I mean, I don't think Amar- is zhat is name, yes? No? I dont know him... Erm, I dont think whats-his-name knows who ze fawk zhat is, since I dont. Not zhat zhere is any correlation zhere, no..."
 
Also, I would like to understand the meaning of the phrase "what the void" to the best of your knowledge. It does not seem to make much grammatical sense and I am curious as to any known traits the phrase holds outside of an odd and vaguely obscene statement of confusion.
James Arament: " Its like 'what the fawk', but void. I think its like, 'what in the void' but people are lazy." He shrugged.
 
[The guy shifts uncomfortably in his chair, noticing that the Lo Guard in the back didn't seem to approve of this joking statement]

Actual lore related question incoming:

Ithanians. How does their more feminine culture mesh with the more masculine Regalian culture?

Also, do immigrants from other lands have trouble adapting to Regalian culture, and, if so, does it regularly cause serious legal issues?

(Sorry about all the questions. If you want I'll wait a bit for others to ask a few.)

<Some guys want to know about how to be a cat-wielding leech, some are asking about the players' personal popcorn diets, and I'm just sitting here being the boring guy wanting to know about Regalian Immigration Policy>
 
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Who is rick Harrison and where is his pawn shop?
 
How frequently do Haurman show up in Regalia? And would one like to keep them as a pet if they were off-kilter enough?

Also what kind of drinks do they serve in the tavern?

Does Regalia have an age limit on drinking or can small children just walk in and grab a pint of mead or whatever it is they serve?

(Sorry, I know I said I would wait :/)
 
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Ithanians. How does their more feminine culture mesh with the more masculine Regalian culture?
James Arament: "Badly usually, like, Regalians really like to argue about stuff, soooo.... Has a few issues and such."
Amar Tellsam: "Ze general policy is, ye learn ze voiding laws or ye get yer arse tossed in jail like the rest. If yer fawken comin' here zis your job to do zhat, not ours to let you off."
 
How frequently do Haurman show up in Regalia? And would one like to keep them as a pet if they were off-kilter enough?
Amar Tellsam: "Spirt knows FAR too often. Ve usually put ze fawken things to ze blade and get zhem over vith, vut zhere are apparently a couple in ze Sewers and shite. Almost has me feeling bad for ze Sewer Dwellers. As for zheir owners, zhey are responsible for any damage zhem fawks do."

Also what kind of drinks do they serve in the tavern?
James Arament: spoke up, "The good kind!"
Conf Ladveer: " I mean, I agree there, but more specifically its Ale, Wine, Water, Milk, Cider and a few other bits."

Does Regalia have an age limit on drinking or can small children just walk in and grab a pint of mead or whatever it is they serve?
Conf Ladveer: "Depends on the drink I suppose? Mead is a bit nasty for a kid, but I imagine ale or cider would be fine."

"Son when are you coming home for dinner"
James Arament: " Im not your son but I'll call you daddy if you want." Wink Wonk
Amar Tellsam: Spit out his ale, coughing.
Conf Ladveer: Face-desk'ed.
 
How to become a sailor... fast?

((Lol! I think if Lizzy had google she would google this))
Amar Tellsam: Glanced down at the two fighting on the ground behind the counter. "Erm, I guess zis vun is on me. Vell, ye can apply for ze Imperial Navy, ye have to be in pretty good shape to do zhat zhough. Or I suppose ze could join on vith some random merchant."