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I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I did.
Also, I'm terrified of what my voice sounds like when I use a music program to drop its pitch.
Original Song:
My parody:
https://soundcloud.com/omnomivore/omfg-what-have-i-done
You're walking in the sewers.
There's no one around,
And your friend is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
The Fahlein.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
The Fahlein.
You're looking for escape,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From The Fahlein.)
He's baring his fangs.
(It's The Fahlein.)
Lurking in the shadows
Spooky Scary Vamp, The Fahlein.
Living in the sewers,
(The Fahlein.)
Killing for sport,
(The Fahlein.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal The Fahlein.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the tunnels.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small tunnel with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a hidden trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the tunnel,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're at the entrance,
Sitting inside, The Fahlein.
Speaking to himself,
(The Fahlein.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(The Fahlein.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling vampires, The Fahlein.
Fighting for your life with The Fahlein,
But he doesn't need air, The Fahlein,
Stab him in his kidney.
Safe at last from The Fahlein.
You limp into the dark tunnels,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
You have beaten The Fahlein
Wait! He isn't dead! Fahlein Fright!
There's teeth to your neck, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam Godrp The Fahlein
Legendary fight with The Fahlein
Normal Tuesday night for The Fahlein
You try to swing an axe at The Fahlein
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated The Fahlein!
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from The Fahlein
There's no one around,
And your friend is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
The Fahlein.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
The Fahlein.
You're looking for escape,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From The Fahlein.)
He's baring his fangs.
(It's The Fahlein.)
Lurking in the shadows
Spooky Scary Vamp, The Fahlein.
Living in the sewers,
(The Fahlein.)
Killing for sport,
(The Fahlein.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal The Fahlein.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the tunnels.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small tunnel with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a hidden trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the tunnel,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're at the entrance,
Sitting inside, The Fahlein.
Speaking to himself,
(The Fahlein.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(The Fahlein.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling vampires, The Fahlein.
Fighting for your life with The Fahlein,
But he doesn't need air, The Fahlein,
Stab him in his kidney.
Safe at last from The Fahlein.
You limp into the dark tunnels,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
You have beaten The Fahlein
Wait! He isn't dead! Fahlein Fright!
There's teeth to your neck, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam Godrp The Fahlein
Legendary fight with The Fahlein
Normal Tuesday night for The Fahlein
You try to swing an axe at The Fahlein
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated The Fahlein!
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from The Fahlein
