Basic Information (Required)
- Full Name: Neil Alain Aucoin Dalpe
- Age: 16 (Born March 30th, 2000)
- Gender: Male
- Race: Caucasian (the whitest person you'll ever meet)
- Main Ambition: None?
- Special Permission: Lack of soul
Basic Information (Expansion)
- Born and raised in Quebec, lived here all my life, always lived in suburbs, currently living in a rented house in Lac St. Charles for a few more months until we can move into a fully bought house
- Born in Quebec City, Quebec, Canada, To Greg Aucoin and Helen Dalpe. I've got one older brother. I've got family in Ontario and in the US, but mostly here in Quebec.
- Kind of want to learn to play an instrument within the next 3 years.
Skill Information (Optional)
- School: Holland Elementary School, St. Patrick's High School (about to graduate, yey).
- Level: Last year of high school.
- Source: Taught by teachers. I go to public school so it's technically free, but not really. Parents payed for it.
Visual Information (Required)
- Eye Color: Greyish-Greenish-Blue
- Hair Color: Brown (kind of light)
- Hair Style: None, it does what it wants and I let it.
- Skin Color: Typical white, but whiter.
- Clothing: The first thing I find in my drawers or closet that fits
- Height: 5'9 (like, 190cm)
- Body Build: Average, maybe a little chubby
- Weapon of Choice: Pocket Knife I carry around everywhere (choke holds are also nice)
Visual Information (Expansion)
- Pretty small eyes, somewhat big lips, large earlobes, average forehead, resting bitch face (bored af face or I look like I'm constipated), I used to be 100% freckle but now I have none, no facial scars, no real hairstyle (I just push it to one side if it's too long), I have magical sideburns of awesomeness, a spot-on pedostache, and starting to grow a beard.
- Average height (taller than most females my age but shorter than most males), slightly shorter than average legs, longer than average torso and neck (I'm a giant when sitting down and kinda *meh* when standing), very light skin (white af), average sized bones, I guess, and same for muscles. Generally not too much fat, except my thunder thighs, I don't have any real disabilities but my ankles and wrists are complete crap. I've got a decent amount of hair. Pretty much everywhere.
- I will wear anything that is comfortable, no matter the color or appearance. I don't wear jewellery or any kind of "cosmetics", I tend to carry around a pocket knife, usually in my gigantic black coat in winter or in my tiny grey hoodie in the other seasons. The only thing I always wear is my watch, a black G Shock watch thing.
- My voice is kinda deep for my age, I tend to speak pretty fast and somewhat quietly. I have a bit of a country accent, and when talking in front of crowds I tend to choke a bit. I can go very high and very low with my voice, and I speak fluent English and French.
Personality and Abilities (Required)
Personality Traits
- Chill af - I don't think I've ever yelled at anyone, or gotten offended by anything. I don't take anything seriously, and I pretty much always have the same relaxed, care-free attitude.
- Blunt - I'm kind of a sociopath, so I don't really have any empathy whatsoever. I say things how they are and never attempt to sugar-coat things. I don't really ever lie either, except when it's funny to do so.
- Sarcastic - This kind of goes without saying for some people who know me. I'm one of the most sarcastic people you'll ever meet, for no real reason. Sarcasm is just gr8.
- Humorous - Not sure why, but people find me really funny. I guess it kind of goes with my quick wits, where I always have something stupid to say relating to current situations.
- Spontaneous - I tend to plan ahead a lot, but most of my plans involve improvising. Smart, ik. I tend to just randomly do whatever or say whatever when I feel like it.
- Unpredictable - Kind of goes with spontaneous, even I rarely know what I'm gonna do. When an idea pops into my head for whatever reason I'm just like "aight, sure, I'ma do that".
Strengths
I hate bragging and stuff bc I suck at everything, so I'ma just go off of what others have said
- Quick wits (Clever) - I'm very good at coming up with ideas on the spot; and generally I think very fast. I guess it could be seen as "mental reflexes". Mostly comes into play when socializing or writing, since I can elaborate on things or respond without hesitating or taking a bit to think.
- Comedy - Apparently I'm funny. I guess it's mostly bc I make jokes about literally everything, so some of them end up being funny. Quick wits also come into play here, I suppose; along with bluntness. People tend to laugh at how unexpected my actions and words are, usually bc I have no filter; I kind of just say whatever comes to mind, sometimes even if it's wildly inappropriate.
- Creativity - Creative writing is kind of my thing. I'm good at coming up with interesting and/or new things, especially while writing. People tend to love my ideas and find them to be very interesting and/or entertaining. People who know me practically beg to see my work and harass me to become an author. I definitely don't think I'm that good, but ye.
- Writing - Other than just the creating and content aspects of writing, people tend to think my writing style in general is unique and interesting. People have often told me I have a way with words, and tend to enjoy pretty much anything I write, even if the content is crap.
Weaknesses
- Cardio - I'm not too out of shape, but my cardio really is awful. I get exhausted faster than almost everyone else my age, mostly when doing standing exercises (like snowshoeing or or running)
- Too Chill - I can't take anything seriously; I really just have a very hard time doing so. Whether it's school or something personal (related to me or someone else) or something tragic (like death or serious health issues), I never get stressed about it, and don't really feel empathy for anyone at all. I assume it's just some kind of internal coping mechanism but really it just tends to make me look like a psychopathic ass, which I am fine with.
- Sociopathic (maybe not literally, but practically) - Pretty straightforward; I don't really feel empathy towards anyone (except a very select few which does not include my family), I don't really feel many emotions at all really.
- Lazy - I don't ever do anything unless I really want to do it, or unless I'm really bored. There's not much more to it than that. If something isn't enjoyable or profitable to me, then y tf would I do it? Also as a general rule I refuse to be productive.
Personality and Abilities (Expansion)
- I don't really speak much, and when I do 90% of the time I just say "Yeah" or "I don't know". It's gr8, everyone gets so pissed off. heh
- I played the clarinet for two and a half years and was pretty damn good at it. I'm also pretty good at Rocket League and Dark Souls (1v1 me bro). I guess I'm not the worst artist, and I'm not that bad at skiing and kayaking. I'm pretty good at pissing people off too.
- I guess I'm naturally very good at writing (especially creative writing), and have been told by many that I'm a natural speaker. I'd have to agree with both; I've always just kind of had "a way with words" (as said by other people) and great ideas when writing (everyone keeps yelling at me to become an author), and I write a lot of poetry. I suppose I am a natural speaker, since I don't really get nervous when speaking and I tend to keep a good tone and pace.
Likes
- Writing - When I write stuff I tend to get "in the zone", and focus on nothing else, which I find very relaxing and enjoyable. I often just write random stuff, from stories to poetry to massivecraft lore related stuff. I also like seeing what my mind can come up with when I'm so bored or so tired I'm practically high.
- Nature - Nature is just dope. I love taking walks or even just sitting in places where there's lots'a nature and stuff. I also like going to places like zoos where I can interact with animals, bc animals are the best. Also nature tends to inspire me to do some photography stuff. #FreeHarambae
- Music - I would listen to music 24/7 if I could. I don't create it much anymore but listening to it makes me feel so relaxed and isolated that I just wanna sit there and listen to it all day. I pretty much always listen to music when doing other things too.
- That's what she said jokes - They're just too easy, and too effective.
- Memes (preferably dank) - I do as Queen Meme commands.
- Destruction and violence in general - Seeing things being destroyed (including people's lives) and seeing people getting hurt is just hilarious, I could watch them all day
- My waifus - ( @AtticCat <3 @Ashalie <3 @BlockyThePixel <3) No explanation needed.
Dislikes
- LOUD NOOOOOISEEEEEEEES and loud people - I'm too chill. Loud noises bother me and hurt my ears. They're not necessary why do you make them oml pls
- Sleep (gawd what a waste of time) - Sleep is just, you lie there and do nothing for hours. Why tf. I sleep 4 hours a night and I still feel like I'm wasting so much damn time.
- Not getting straight to the point - I don't like small talk and people who say things indirectly, if you have something to say fuxing say it; don't imply it through 14 sarcastic anecdotes or expressions or cliches or some shite.
Relationships (Optional)
@GoldiTheKamikaze - My Queen
As a knight of House Meme, Goldi, formally known as Queen Meme, is my Queen. I do as she commands. She is the deity whom I worship. She's also part of my guild, so that's p cool.
@AtticCat - Bae
Attic is my bae. #NeilCat for life.
@Ashalie - Bae
This one is also mine.
@BlockyThePixel - Bae
Mine too. Stay back.
@Punktius - Dope af person
Practically taught me everything I know about roleplay and one of the main reasons I'm still around on massive. We may not talk anymore but he's still dope af and I'm grateful for everything he did for me.
@openpit - Old man
Openpit is probably my oldest homie. I lived in his basement for like 2 years, and he's one of the only people from "back in my day" who's still around and still one'a my good homies. I'm not gonna help him in koth tho.
@tigrinetiger - Old lady
Tig is one of the first people I ever roleplayed with; she recruited me into lamplight years ago, and was really dank (and still is just awesome all around). I ended up staying in that faction for years, and am in a way still a part of it.
@Genecide65 - Overlord
Dseu Vlut.
Honorable mentions: Viki_Master2, Eramag,
@Angelic_Terror , Casper (totally forgot your forums), The Fongs,
@Genger (I think ur ded but whatevs), and all members of Goobers' Guild. If I forgot anyone dope, sorry <.<
Life Story (Required)
Hold on to your seats, this is gonna be boring
1. I was born. March 30th, 2000. (Beh who cares)
2. I graduated elementary school. sometimes around like, 2010 or 2011. (Oh my aren't I special)
3. I joined massive. Early 2013 (The one good thing to come out of high school)
4. 4 years passed and I have done nothing with my life. (Surprising, I know)
5. I started Goobers' Guild with the help of some dank homies. (SpongeBob is now lore compliant, get rekt Marty.)
6. I wrote this.
Random things:
- Went to Florida like 6 times
- Went to Disney World
- Rode a crocodile
- Went to Mexico (Cancun, visited Coba)
- Went to Marine Land
- Went to the CN Tower
- Attended two weddings
- Played over 400 hours of Skyrim
- Cured myself of World of Warcraft addiction after 10 years (I MADE TWO VIALS OF THE SANDS IN LIKE A WEEK, AND I HAVE THE GROVE WARDEN MOUNT, GET JEALOUS)
- Got Mirage and a Synoid Simulor in Warframe (and Rhino Prime, get jealous again, kid)
- Completed the "Board A Banshee" achievement in Halo Reach
- Rode the second largest escalator in North America
- Convinced people I was black
- Had airport security think I was smuggling bombs
- Stabbed myself and punctured an artery
- Contracted a virus (a doctor legitimately prescribed ice cream for me to eat, best virus ever)