Yanar Race Revision Live!

[MonMarty]

Yay another race Revision!

Reason:

• Yanar Page was old, outdated and barely maintained for a race that is really popular.
• The Race was forced too much into a singular niche, it needed to be expanded.
• Evergrowth died in the last Magic update but needed some way to return to the server through a non-intrusive non-magic manner.

Links:

• https://wiki.massivecraft.com/Yanar

Effects:

• Complete revision of Yanar Lore

Player Effects:

• A lot of physical changes.
• Some mental changes.
• Some special Yanar-only Ability additions.
• Removed the seedling concept completely and replaced it with Ovalation
• NO MORE DAMN YANAR GENITALIA QUESTIONS

Honestly, it's too big to explain, so y'all Yanar should just read it. It shouldn't change your character all too much that you have right now because the seedling concept was salvaged in the idea that visual aspects should be maintained and be more creatively flexible.

 

[Eccetra]

 

[Enkiduu]

Second.

Cactus.

Relevant comment: Yay for more self-contained Yanar lore.
EDIT:Welp, just finished reading. Love it.

 

[fantuinn]

• NO MORE DAMN YANAR GENITALIA QUESTIONS

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but how do they pee

 

[Beetletoes]

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whoops you got me

 

[CelestialBoba]

but how do they pee

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I would assume it is like that one show where the aliens peed from their fingers.

 

[_Grimmy_]

I would assume it is like that one show where the aliens peed from their fingers.

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So that's the stuff they use to steal your genes.

PS I imagine they just vomit up the debre if they're completely smooth since photosynthesis shouldn't be able to support a human sized being that's not a sloth. So it sucks to be a yanar, I guess, that or they're outranking orcs on ability to digest things. Or there's a lore hole to the elemental plane of Adam Sandler movies.

 

[Proudbucket]

Wiki lines intentionally taken out of context

When Yanar Ovalate their fingertips begin to wetten in a manner similar to sweating

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Their mood also changes and they become irritable.

Shape Essences... ...do not have any effects on the Yanar as long as they are not Ovalating

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Yanar health education 101.

The Yanar may then choose to swallow the Shape Essence, or to spit it out

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I'm speechless.

 

[PosidonX7]

WeLp. And I thought Avanthar were overly lustful... seems like Yanar bring a whole new meaning to that word...... xD

EDIT: Now that I think about it, this may even trump Shendar. ;P

 

[Ceilidhe]

These edits are beautiful.

 

[Proudbucket]

... prostitution among the Yanar and Varran population is alarmingly high ...

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The more you think about it the weirder it gets. Who, how, why? ...the hell with this, I'm out of here.

 

[_Torivor]

I thought lore updates were posted on a different thread?

 

[Wumpatron]

I thought lore updates were posted on a different thread?

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They are for minor updates, such as new combat/intellect schools or just general lore. This concerns a rewrite of an entire race so a more noticeable announcement was required.

 

[fantuinn]

overly lustfu

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they are LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH PEOPLE THEY AREN'T CLOSE WITH and even then it isn't physical at all
Wowza Massive is really pushing that age rating

 

[GoodDreamer]

Brain sex is still sex, boys. Yanar just do it in the brain. . .

Brainal anyone?

 

[_Torivor]

• NO MORE ____ YANAR GENITALIA QUESTIONS

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No more genitalia questions, but more sex questions. *Slow Clap*

 

[YouDontKnowJack]

Brain sex is still sex, boys. Yanar just do it in the brain. . .

Brainal anyone?

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I like it in the medulla •u•