The 4 Dwarven Comandments

[Dworvin]

1 - Thy shall not start a fight with thy brother.
2 - Thy shall treat all dwarves as family.
3 - Thy shall not take riches and land under his own name but under the name of his clan or family instead.
4 - Thy shall support ones race.

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Thease are the rules I follow and think all dwarves should try and follow.
Let me know if you think their are some missing and what you think about the current.

 

[Ryciera]

Whereupon a certain redheaded Ailor with a Dwarfish demeanor would awkwardly shuffle away, realizing she's broken all of those rules at once. Maybe if she were a Dwarf, she'd be a better person.

...Probably not.

 

[MonMarty]

 

[Billy_Rage]

5- Thy shall not call a fellow dwarf short.

6- Never shave.

7- Never shower.

 

[Greenie]

8- Thy shall not toss a Dwarf

 

[Ryciera]

8- Thy shall not toss a Dwarf*

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*Except when enjoying a good game of Dwarf ball, of which I am the undefeated champion thus far.

 

[Cruallassar]

9- Thou shalt pretend not to be looking up at a giant when talking to an elf.

10- Thou shalt punish those who can't find you when you are talking to them.

 

[Billy_Rage]

*Except when enjoying a good game of Dwarf ball, of which I am the undefeated champion thus far.

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I challenge thy to a game of dwarf ball.

 

[Greenie]

*Except when enjoying a good game of Dwarf ball, of which I am the undefeated champion thus far.

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I challenge thy to a game of dwarf ball.

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[Billy_Rage]

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[Dworvin]

This is ******** hilarious XD !

 

[Ben_2025]

1 - Thy shall not start a fight with thy brother.
2 - Thy shall treat all dwarves as family.
3 - Thy shall not take riches and land under his own name but under the name of his clan or family instead.
4 - Thy shall support ones race.

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1) Thou shalt use the correct archaic pronouns lest thy head be removed.

2) Thou shalt refer to "dwarves" as PORGs, or rather "People of Restricted Growth".

3) Thou shalt attack your enemy with a rolling ball of spears in a porgupine attack.

(chuckle)

 

[TheFinitePeach]

11. Thou shalt cut off a person's legs if they make a comment about height.

12. Thou shalt never imbue less then five tankards of alcohol a day

 

[Thaurdaer]

13 - Thou shalt drink.

 

[krios41]

14 - thou shal sing this song while digging a hole of any kind

 

[Krolose]

15 - Thou shalt speak friend and enter.

 

[Cruallassar]

14 - thou shal sing this song while digging a hole of any kind

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Gotta say, for this version...and certain other things...we really need an AWESOME! rating.

 

[BlueWasp]

((fyi, you should replace those first 'thy's with 'Thou's)) @Dworvin

 

[ElfArcher9191]

-16 must consume a /minimum/ of 2 quarts of alcohol a day
-17 you must demand a piggy-back ride to any elf that call thee short
-18 you must keep your axe with you at all times

 

[1002713Alex]

-16 must consume a /minimum/ of 2 quarts of alcohol a day
-17 you must demand a piggy-back ride to any elf that call thee short
-18 you must keep your axe with you at all times

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12. Thou shalt never consume less then five tankards of alcohol a day

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[Suzzie]

-19 Thou shall hate/dislike the help of dragon riders.
[EDIT: IF YOU READ THE ERAGON SERIES YOU'LL UNDERSTAND]

 

[favoured]

20. Thou shall never speak above a low gravely voice
21. Thou shall always carry enough weaponry upon oneself to slay a small army
22. Thou shall always give off an aura of manliness that is achieved through questionable hygiene

 

[BillyTheScruffy]

23: Thou Shall ignore most of these rules as they are just becoming spam, including this one

 

[Mecharic]

24: Thou shalt always build things bigger than anyone else [and not because you're compensating for something -cough cough-].

 

[Mattium_]

24: Thou shalt always build things bigger than anyone else [and not because you're compensating for something -cough cough-].

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This... this is true. xD

 

[Dworvin]

24: Thou shalt always build things bigger than anyone else [and not because you're compensating for something -cough cough-].

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Ma build is Pretty ******* BIG bitches!!!
Probs should not talk right now eather since I can't get that bace note to come out right now... For Awe You Peeps dat lisnen to me on Teamspeak get what I mean.

 

[TheFinitePeach]

25. Thou shalt always dig deeper

 

[Joshy54100]

26. Thou shalt try to not come up short when making jokes

 

[Cruallassar]

27: Thou shalt respect the beard of a dwarf, and ensure that all others do the same, else face punishment.

 

[YankeeGiant8013]

28. Swag
29. Dworvin swag
30. 30 woot woot!

 

[BlueWasp]

31 thou art short
EDIT: really? if you're going to disagree at least tell me how I'm wrong and how you found it so important to rate it disagree. You're not a dwarf irl, so it shouldn't be so important to take prejudice against dwarves' height... Anyways, I'd love some explanation on any disagrees you hand out.

 

[Mecharic]

42. The meaning of life is Mead and Mining.

 

[iRampageFTW]

105837. Always use an axe , not a sword

 

[Party_Penguin27]

32: Thou shall eat the food stuck in thou beard

 

[Joshy54100]

69: Thou shall help anutha brutha out