Songs For The Untalented Especially.

[Mordew]

The streets of Regalia run a figurative red; flooded with off key singing and un-tuned ukulele strums.
Soon many would come to know the misfortune of falling victim to 'The Bad Bard's musical stylings.

And for those lucky enough to have been born deaf, or the few that have miraculously avoided the bard, the last vestiges of common music-culture would find themselves changed (probably for the worst) by his newest publication, most likely found torn, half crumpled or otherwise stuffing Regalia's gutters in litter form:

Songs In 4:4, For The Extremely Talented Only (Volume One).
An Aldred Vos Publication

Spoiler: Ode To The Whore

D A

Golden Willow Maid

G A

Wearing your scarf made of feathers

D A

We all know your trade

G A

Just lay back and think of Regalia

F G

Thinking that nobody understands

F Em

Why you're eyeing up another desperate man

G

Some work the day whilst you work the night

A

And then you put your arms around him


And you stumble through the town

D

And then you're paid

CHORUS

D A

There's no going back now

G A

Look at yourself, look at the life you've found

D A

There's no going back now

G A

You're doomed to corners of bars and the dark side of town

DAGA, DAGA

D A

Can you really complain?

G A

You just wanted easy regals

D A

But now this is your place

G A

S'pose I'll see you at the hidden dragon

F G

Thinking that nobody understands

F Em

Why you're eyeing up another desperate man

G

Some work the day whilst you work the night

A

And then you put your arms around him


And you stumble through the town

D

And then you're paid


2ND CHORUS:

D A

There's no going back now

G A

Look at yourself, look at the life you've found

D A

There's no going back now

G A

You're doomed to corners of bars and the dark side of town

REPEAT X 2, THEN DAGA, DAGA

F G

Thinking that nobody understands

F Em

Why you're eyeing up another desperate man

G

Some work the day whilst you work the night

A

And then you put your arms around him


And you stumble through the town

D

And then you're paid

3RD CHORUS:
D A

There's no going back now

G A

Look at yourself, look at the life you've found

D A

There's no going back now

G A

You're doomed to corners of bars and the dark side of town

X 4

(FADE)

Spoiler: Wealthy Together

Dm

I'm not as rich as you, it's true

C

And you'd prefer a rugged knight, who can fight

A#

But marriage isn't about love, you heard me right

A

So wealthy together

Dm

I have a barony, and lots of time

C

And serfs who belong to me, and yet i'm

A#

Imagining your money, combined with mine

A

So wealthy together

D Am7

Our house could be richer than Kade times two

A

Yeah we could thrive

D Am7

Just marry me, I'll build a kingdom for you

D

Yeah we could thrive

Dm

I'm high nobility, you see

C

I've already been married twice, it was easy

A#

I don't really care 'bout you, just your money

A

So wealthy together

D Am7

Our house could be richer than Kade times two

A

Yeah we could thrive

D Am7

Just marry me, I'll build a kingdom for you

D

Yeah we could thrive

Dm

I'm high nobility, you see

C

I've already been married twice, it was easy

A#

I don't really care 'bout you, just your money

A

So wealthy together

D Am7 A

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

D Am7 A

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Dm

I'm high nobility, you see >

C

I've already been married twice, it was easy >

A#

I don't really care 'bout you, just your money >

A

So wealthy together >

Dm

A

We'll be rich forever >

Dm

A

So wealthy together >

Dm

A

We'll be rich forever >

Dm

A

So wealthy together >


Dm

A

We'll be rich forever >

Dm

A

So wealthy together >

Dm

A

We'll be rich forever >

Dm

A

So wealthy together >

D, Am7, A

(ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)

 

[bewitchings]

I absolutely ADORE this. Thank you.