Never Bothered With This..

[Gochnipunchni]

Well, to commemorate me never doing a Intro page, I'll make an intro page.
"But Ender" you say, "That makes no sense" and to that I say, "I'm mad, I can do what I want".
In any case, this is no ordinary introduction, no!
I have written an entirely original song that does the job better than words.

First Verse:
Oh, do you know the mushroom man,
The mushroom man, the mushroom man,
Oh, do you know the mushroom man,
That lives on Lilac Lane?

Second Verse:
Oh, yes, I know the mushroom man,
The mushroom man, the mushroom man,
Oh, yes, I know the mushroom man,
That lives on Lilac Lane.

And with that, I bid thee farewell.

Now, I will put all the useful information in very small letters, just to watch you suffer.
I am XXXXX gender
I come from somewhere up north
The fungus made me write this
I have no friends, except my ever-present mushroom
I am XX years old
My favorite pastimes include;
Playing massive craft
Grooming my mushroom
Cultivating mushrooms
Preforming Martial Arts
Coding, mirroring viruses, de-ganging them, and setting them loose against my firewalls
Hunting viruses to de-fang
Preforming Fencing
Yelling at people on the forums
Making stupidly large amounts of character applications on the forums
Reading
Reading
Reading
Reading in Gaelic
Reading in Anglo-Saxon
Reading
Eating ghost peppers
Working on my entirely underground house IRL
Feeling forever alone
And talking to my mushroom.