• Inventory Split Incoming

    MassiveCraft will be implementing an inventory split across game modes to improve fairness, balance, and player experience. Each game mode (Roleplay and Survival) will have its own dedicated inventory going forward. To help players prepare, we’ve opened a special storage system to safeguard important items during the transition. For full details, read the announcement here: Game Mode Inventory Split blog post.

    Your current inventories, backpacks, and ender chest are in the shared Medieval inventory. When the new Roleplay inventory is created and assigned to the roleplay world(s) you will lose access to your currently stored items.

    Important Dates

    • April 1: Trunk storage opens.
    • May 25: Final day to submit items for storage.
    • June 1: Inventories are officially split.

    Please make sure to submit any items you wish to preserve in the trunk storage or one of the roleplay worlds before the deadline. After the split, inventories will no longer carry over between game modes.

Massivecraft Vampires- A Dumb Ways To Die Parody (music)

Hold my beer! I can do it!
(Jk's, well made, we need more people who have some talents and will to share them with the community :-) )
 
So, thanks to THIS thread: HERE

I just couldn't get the thought of a parody song out of my head for that catchy little "Dumb Ways To Die" song.

So here it is, a parody of "Dumb Ways to Die" featuring Massivecraft's Vampires.

Clicking the link below will take you to soundcloud where I have the song uploaded. Downloads are also available if you happen to like it. I actually used a mic and not my computer mic so it isn't crackly ^-^

So here you go:

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HEADPHONE USERS: Turn down your volume.

Lyrics:

Run in the Sunlight,
Try and just best an Orc in a fight,
Start shrieking in a public place,
Try and infiltrate the Crimson base.

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Announce your vampirism,
Defend a friend from guard's cannon,
Flaunt your bright red eyes,
Jump from tall heights before an audience.

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Show your fangs to an admirer,
Dress like a crimson inquisitor,
Become demonically possessed,
Drink water that was holy-blessed.

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

In a Baver attack, get blown apart,
Run an oversized splinter straight through your heart,
Show the guards your l33t kung-fu,
I wonder, what's this stone button do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a guard for no good reason,
Write your name on the board for treason,
Start a rebellion just because you can,
Sleep in a coffin that's an iron maiden,
Bite someone with the sewer fever.

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
So much win....