A public letter to the Count Sebastian Vsaladesz and Countess Beatrix Vsaladesz.
I repudiate these heinous allegations. Your affinity to spin the truth to your own liking is appalling, making your own comments on integrity most remarkable.
I shall clarify point-by-point the truth of the matter, so that those not privy to the on goings of the Blaue Blume Cafe might be better informed rather than needing to rely on your dishonest drivel.
1. Everyone else in attendance, as well as I, arrived well before Lady Norinn decided to close-shop for the night, only doing so following an insult-match between myself and the Countess Beauchene
2. In fact, everyone else had arrived entirely separate from myself. Many of these individuals were strangers to me, or at most acquaintances who I have met once. I did not arrive with a gang, partake in vandalism, nor condone it in any sense of the word.
3. I offer my most sincere apologies in mistitling you. I was not privy to you being a Count, because I do not keep up with the politics of backwater Szabadok provinces. However, it is dishonest to refrain from mentioning that you made no indication that I had mistitled you. Not once.
4. You have neglected to mention that the Lady Alyssa Norinn drew and pointed a loaded firearm at my person with the threat to maim, perhaps even render lethal harm, towards myself. This occurred well before any mentions of trespass, too.
5. Not only this, but you yourself Count Vsaladesz implied that you would invade my estate and vandalize it as you are purporting I have done unto the Blaue Blume Cafe.
I am fortunate enough to have numerous witnesses who can confirm my testimony. I shall list them, so that the honorable Viridians who will undoubtedly investigate this issue may cross-reference both stories with those who were there.
The Honorable Fiorenza Garofalo
Miss Yveline
Mister August
Mister Vicelin
Ward-Knight Necalli of the Aelrrigan Order
Ward-Knight Lisbeth Lovette of the Aelrrigan Order
As a final note, the irony behind members of the Consulian Order accusing someone of thuggery and vigilantism is not missed by anybody. Your order is already the subject of harsh criticism from all knightly orders, and this petulant foray into noticeboard politicking does you no favors.
Addendum: It is hardly my fault for not knowing you to be a titled member of the peerage when you swore fealty to the Lady Alyssa Norinn as your liege, despite the fact that she is not titled. This leads one to consider that you very well may have been attempting to abuse the law with a frivolous loophole that would permit you to bear arms against me.
Signed,
His Lordship, Markus Delmotte, Count of Bastadon
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