It was not often a letter came so publicly, but given the nature of the paper, it certainly would provoke a few talks to erupt during one of the breaks between shifts at the beer hall. From yellowed pages all spindled with smells and ink that became soggy in a few places came the words of a creature most foul. In lieu of a signature, a horrid cross-like pattern was clumsily burnt into the bottom of the page.
To die Bierhalle,
Altalar history is one rich and elaborate, carrying thousands of years of knowledge compressed into one tight entity known as the Allorn Empire. From there, my ancestors created, magnified, and purified barley, hopps, and fruits that eventually lead to the fermented beverages that you serve in your halls. It is from the Altalar you were introduced to the drink that your people find themselves addicted to, and it is from Altalar that knowledge of how to produce it were passed down to the slaves of Daendroc, and eventually, to you. It was not from fathers to sons in which your people had sown the seeds of strong sippers, but from my fathers to yours.
I would keep going, but I believe a lecture of incorrectness has a stronger point in person.
Sincerely,
X