Did You Lose A Bow?

[BogeyBanshee]

I was afk, editing my characters life story at the golden hollow or whatever it's called. I checked my inventory and found a bow. It looks really cool. Whose is it?

If it is not yours and you take it I will maim you.

 

[leafnosedbat]

Assuming this isn't a joke, that was probably due to a donator triggering a server event that gave everyone a bow.

 

[MonMarty]

Roleplayers tend to throw those on the street since they don't need them.

 

[leafnosedbat]

OH COOL

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If you'd ever like to do the same, you can see the different sorts of donation events at https://www.massivecraft.com/shop

 

[Jalapeno690]

Standing in the spawn of regalia, you tend to pick up allot of items, roleplayers tend to through them away

 

[Jalapeno690]

I threw out some gold and iron ingots yesterday, some noob that didn't even have an RP skin picked them up and freaked out in joy.

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To be fair when I was a noob, I had been that used to vanilla servers prior to joining massive that i freaked out with joy at the site of iron and gold ingots

 

[helioark]

You need maim perms for that.

 

[AtticCat]

You get a heart rating because you were considerate enough to worry about someone's lost bow

I would just laugh and run off to factions to bow spam so good job at having morals

 

[BenRekt]

Roleplayers tend to throw those on the street since they don't need them.

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What if gifts4all gave everyone a cool random lore item instead? Would stop the over inflation of god gear and give RPers some cool items for being online.

 

[AtticCat]

What if gifts4all gave everyone a cool random lore item instead? Would stop the over inflation of god gear and give RPers some cool items for being online.

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But then the pvpers would get salty

 

[MonMarty]

What if gifts4all gave everyone a cool random lore item instead? Would stop the over inflation of god gear and give RPers some cool items for being online.

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Part of my project is creating a random lottery thing that is supposed to duffle bag everyone a random item out of a double chest of them. I'm a bit hitched on the technological implementation right now.

 

[BenRekt]

Part of my project is creating a random lottery thing that is supposed to duffle bag everyone a random item out of a double chest of them. I'm a bit hitched on the technological implementation right now.

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Sounds interesting, nice to hear you're working on reworking it already.

But then the pvpers would get salty

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PvPers are the ones who hate the current implementation of Gifts4All, since PvPers are the ones who already have tons of god gear.

 

[AtticCat]

PvPers are the ones who hate the current implementation of Gifts4All, since PvPers are the ones who already have tons of god gear.

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well that answers that

 

[soapboxstage]

I've gotten over a stack of diamond just from sitting at regalia spawn

 

[Thorjl]

Are you a roleplayer who can't be bothered with archaic, unclean, and barbaric things like armor, swords or axes?

Does the idea of suddenly appearing armed in the presence of your noble master during YOUR BIG MOMENT make you sweat in your shiny green lore pants?

Do you want to get a headstart on forgetting that jingley sound and GIANT WORDS just popped up on the screen and violated your safe place with a free fishing pole?

Well then, my lords and ladies, have I got the product for you!

Introducing new and improved Drop That $#!% on the Ground!

Simply press "Q" and watch your troubles fly RIGHT in the FACE of that important person you were talking to just now.

No? Not working for you, thou sayist?

Well NOW, Drop That $#!% comes with a new and improved feature we here at the lab have named: "Don't Do That!"

Sounds complicated right? WRONG!

Simply type "/tell Thorjl Code 4" and if he's online our agent will tp to regalia as fast as his big sexy fingers will let him.

You just keep on flappin your majestic gums in that RP MASTERPIECE of a converstion you're having and accept the trade request when you see it. In a matter of SECONDS that piece of filth will be in the hands of our skilled agent and headed for our state-of-the-art recycling center! It's THAT EASY!

You can feel BETTER about yourself knowing you did your part keep the streets of Regalia free of heavy, SHARP and DANGEROUS objects that would otherwise be floating there doing their seductive, floaty rotating dance of DEATH! Could you dare IMAGINE if some poor, unsuspecting new player came across it and took it as a sign that they should participate in the heresy of PVP or FACTIONS. Absolutely BARBARIC!

Act NOW and our trade agent will gift you a couple of nice smelling flowers* that you can RUB ALL OVER YOUR BODY to get that unclean feeling to go away fast!

Remember. That message again was:

/tell Thorjl Code 4

/tell Thorjl Code 4

100% green!

0% immersion breaking!

PM NOW!

(Or like... whenever the 4alls go off and I'm online, man. K. Thx.)

*Flowers available only while supplies last and may be substituted by other items such as but not limited to dirt, cheap building materials, random mob flesh, and generally anything the agent had when the Code 4 was issued.